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I used to play Skyrim from time to time just like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
>>2 They say IN the knee, not TO the knee.
Level 28 Bretton here. Been doing some side quests while that blue dragon I caught waits for my reply in Dragonsreach. Recently got conned into killing some poor fuck by a evil god. The god gave me a mace afterwards that is the most damaging weapon I've gotten so far. But wierd shit happens every time I kill something with it. White smoke starts flowing out of the dead enemy and into me like when you kill a dragon and absorb its soul, but it happens with anything I kill with this mace. I really don't know what it is. Also guards are scared of it. When I talk to them they say "Get that acursed mace away from me!" or something like that. I feel really bad about the whole ordeal.
Also I have not joined either side in the war. Do you have to? Both sides are bad guys, pretty much.
Also, how many dragons asses do I need to kick to be able to use the slow time shout?
Uhhh..
Was I supposed to give away the Elder Scroll to the librarian at the mage college? Do I need it later? I think I messed up.
I walked into a forest and saw a bear, a sprigen, saber cat, and a random fucking dragon all fighting each other at the same time.
The odds. The freakin odds.
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Also I did not fucking mess with it. I waited 'till the dragon killed 'em all and let the dragon fly away.
I'm playing three characters right now. Level 40 Nord, Level 24 Nord Female, and a level 16 Khajiit. The first Nord is my complete the main story(Which I still haven't done...) and random shit character, the second Nord is to do the Companions and Stormcloaks storyline, and my Khajiit is for the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, and Bards College.
I have two good glitches. The first was when I had just begun playing and had gotten to Riverwood when Faendal showed up dead in front of the inn. And I was like "OH SHIT, SVEN KILLED FAENDAL" and ran around forever trying to activate the quest to catch Sven before I went online and found out it was a glitch.
The second was in Blackreach. A Falmer glitched out so that he was floating behind me with his arms outstretched and his feet together. I couldn't damage him, so he just kind of followed me around making noises.
>The second was in Blackreach. A Falmer glitched out so that he was floating behind me with his arms outstretched and his feet together. I couldn't damage him, so he just kind of followed me around making noises.
The horror.
How the hell does one level up once you get past the upper 30s? This is taking forever.
>>11
The lament of every World of Warcraft player ever (except those who are happy to play for free on the official servers, and those on inofficial servers with higher XP gain).
I love the amount of immersion in this game. I tried getting into Morrowind, but I keep getting lost because I'm too retarded to follow directions. What is wrong with me. Killing giants in Skyrim is fun.
About how fast have you people been leveling up? I'm Level 23 at 40 hours.
I used to make "arrow in the knee" jokes. Then I took a football in the groin.
I beat the main quest.
The Skyrim World is amazing but why on earth why Alduin the easyest dragon to kill in the whole game?
>>17
You can kill the other dragons but not Alduin. He will return.
You can enjoy your little victory.
Btw, it was hard to defeat him.
i used to have a dunmer rogue/assassin character. i did lots of non-main quests (especially the thief guild ones) even before going to this place with "fus" lol. but then i f*cked up my disk and the saves are gone i think (i was too lazy to check if they are in steam cloud)
