I once stole money that lay around on a desk in a class of mine in elementary school. It was just change, not even a whole buck. I just did it to prove to myself that I wasn't a total pansy.

I once told a girlfriend of mine that I deleted all of my porn from my computer since I didn't need it anymore because I had her which made her happy. In reality I just lost most due to a HD crash and recollected most of it and even more afterwards.

I have a little sister who is very smart and doing lots of good things with her life. I still believe she is developing a total bullshit personality and I hate to hear her laugh which I think sounds totally fake. I believe it's kind of my fault and that I should have been closer to her.