In this thread you post about awful things you have done in your life so far. Drugs, spousal abuse, blasphemy, incest, homicide or jaywalking - anything goes. Have at it, folks, you are Anonymous!
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>>123
Yes please! 4ch needs more traps.
>>127
Umm, I kinda tend to random things when I'm not on my meds?
There really is no backstory, I tend to get random ideas and go with them. Today is the first day that I've seen my normal hair color since... September, was it? I'm not sure. I usually have it dyed some wierd color. And for clothes, my closet ranges from preppy, to geek, to hardcore punk. I just tend to wear whatever I want, just to try to get some reaction out of people. So far my favorite time was this Christmas, when I was wearing one of my punk outfits, complete with spiked wristbands and a torn-up leather jacket covered in mud stains. Then, I put my green hair into goth spikes. And to top it all off, I tied tiny bells to each spike with red ribbon and went bell-ringing for the Salvation Army (charity work, if you aren't from around here). You should have seen some of the looks I got from some old ladies.
As for what I actually wore, the first time was something small, a Shojo Beat babydoll tee, that I had won in a raffle at a meeting for a local anime group, which coincidently, I had predicted I would. I wore an unbuttoned white dress shirt over it. I didn't really recieve any comments on it, and nobody other than a few friends knew that it was a girls shirt.
The second time was during spirit week, (the week before the homecoming game) I kinda was going overboard with the theme days (I went as Death wearing a cowboy hat for cowboy day) for crazy hair/backwards clothes day I wore a dress. I got a lot of stares and was called a "faggot" and gay a couple times. I also had a few of my teachers just shake their head.
The third time was the day after halloween, I had planned on borrowing a kimono from one of my friends to wear for halloween, but she was gone that day so I just got it from the next day and wore it. It was a pink and purple one with a giant, plastic reinforced pink bow. It went perfectly with my baby blue hair. It was real silk and damn comfortable. Got called a "faggot" by a kid I dislike, so I reported him to a teacher and he got an inschool suspension for the rest of the day. (Isn't forced diversity great?)
I've done other things, too. There is most likely going to several pictures of me in the yearbook getting makeup applied during stagecrew at the school musical. Oh, and if you can believe this after that story, I'm actually straight.
I'm sort of overweight and am very self-conscious.
I once dressed up in an ensemble consisting of many women's clothes to give myself the appearance of being a pimp. It worked.
I steal from people when they can't know.
So... are you gay? It's a shame with people shouting "faggot" and such, but i'm kinda curious now.
I pronounce sage "sayje" and DQN as if it were an initialism.
>>137
Me too. I posit that this is not wrong, but rather "just how we do it in the west".
I think I partially ruined a friend's life by introducing him to 4chan :(
I actually am doing the anonymous posting shit.
Part of me wishes my grandparents would die. Not because I hate them, but because of how much I care for them.
I desperately wanna go somewhere away from my family so that I never have to see any of them again, but I worry about my grandparents. They'd be crushed, and I just can't stand the thought of them suffering because of me.
But it can't be helped because even if I didn't have my conscience to worry about, I still don't have the resources to move out.
>>142
If you save carefully, then by the time your grandparents die, you'll be able to move out!
Save what? I don't have any source of income.
I have a shameful confession. I'm a guy, yet I can't parallel park.
>>146 me too
I imagine it's difficult, being an out of date console and all.
When I see a beautiful woman, my first thought is "Uho! Ii onna!"
Let's see, where should I start...
I'm muslim, in college now (community college, of course), was home-schooled all my K-12 life, and I'm introverted.
I want to make some friends, but I really don't know how, and am too scared to try.
When I was around 9 (I think) I "played games" with my brother who's 4 years younger than me... I had forgotten about it for a while, but when I remembered a few years ago I noticed it could be considered close to gay incest, and I really hope he has forgotten about it as he never mentioned it. Sort of scared about him mentioning it to our parents.
I feel like a loser since I still live with my parents.
I've known this one girl from the internet for like two years, and I've sort of fell in love with her. Heck, if she came to my house and asked me to run away with her, I probably would. However, she's too nice to ever do something like that, and I should as hell would never admit to her that I like her. She probably lives like, 2000 miles away, and I don't beleive in internet relationships. She's also 3 years younger than I am, and just turned legal.
Also... I want to have sex, but I believe in sex after marriage.
That's all.
i've posted in "The sad thread (´･ω･`)" three times.
and one of them was http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1133355900/66.
I visit /b/
>>151's account of his gay incest games with his younger brother totally turned me on.
one day i put on one of my sister's dresses and jerked off into a mitten while talking to my girlfriend on the phone.
I have no job or car or money or girlfriend. I live with my parents and contribute nothing to society. I have no ambition. I went to college for half a semester then left in disgust. I have no idea what I am doing with my life. I'm useless. I think that one of these days I'll just curl up in a corner somewhere and die.
:(
>>160
we live in the weird world today
even useless people are useful to society somehow
you'll see...
>>160
Measuring your self-worth in "usefullness for society" is probably one of the worst things to do. Don't trick yourself into thinking that fullfilling that will make you happy. Until you figure it out measure your self-worth by the size of your penis or something equally arbitrary because that makes about as much sense as anything
I lied to my mother about losing my virginity. D;
>>165 You told her she wasn't your first, didn't you?
You shouldn't have lied. A Mother always knows.
I think that a girl is into me but I will probably never return her entreaties despite being horribly starved for any kind of human contact because I'll just screw up again and end up more alone than ever :(
>>171
Wrong thread.
http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1142278539/
>>171
me too, except i never bothered to have human contact in the first place.
i left a dead battery in my apartment's lobby before i moved.
the landlady was really nice. i guess i was just being a lazy ass.
i once hated this 6 year old annoying spoiled girl, so i framed her for something stupid, then their parents got pissed angry with her and she cried yelling she didnt do it. I kinda felt happy at first and then felt bad afterwards.
i rode on the skytrain in (area) a lot without paying, cause they didnt monitor the trains. but then i eventually got caught once and the fine was like 100+ bucks. instead of paying, i just left the country. lol.
oh, and i have a bad habit of never calling home. i'm the only child and both my parents love me a lot. i felt guilty, but at the same time, my laziness and apathy gets the better of me.
>>instead of paying, i just left the country. lol.
I like your style.