>>29
everyone lies to their friends, let's hear some real stuff

i still live with my parents but instead of doing something with my life i spend all my money on getting drunk/high downtown and hitting on my friends ex-girlfriends

twice now, i've shagged my best friends ex-girlfriend, seperate ones, i'm sure freud would read something into this, but i'm of the opinion he was an idiot to dump them, at least one of them, the other is so and so