General Purpose Rant & Chat Thread (698)

1 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-09-03 07:54 ID:f62C1W/w

In this thread you talk to others or just yourself.
Anything that's on your mind is okay as a topic.

Have fun & don't shit up this thread! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

328 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-18 14:50 ID:dfsQ4OIf

>>325 Mona font ftw.

329 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-18 15:43 ID:Heaven

>>328
mona font is ugly.

330 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-18 17:18 ID:Heaven

>>329
You add nothing. Away with you!

331 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 17:21 ID:Heaven

>>330
Mona font IS ugly. MS PGothic is better. Mona is only default AA font because of certain Linux types.

332 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 17:22 ID:6MEZ+U1H

I saw a kid on the bus who looked like Phoenix Wright. I almost had to restrain myself from shouting "OBJECTION!!". Maybe if I was drunk, I would have.

333 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 19:24 ID:WUwjIpRg

>>331

Well, that's entirely relative.
I happen to like the mona font.

>Mona is only default AA font because of certain Linux types.

what.

334 Name: fugu(japanese) : 2006-06-22 04:56 ID:jjOjk+H6

nice to meet you!

I want to speak with you.

335 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 21:27 ID:rx52YAbu

>>334
hello!

336 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 21:52 ID:DuUrm1zz

You're kinda creepy, >>334.
Hell, I like you. You can come over and fuck my sister!

337 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 09:36 ID:S3viqhoS

i am sad because we are so few here on 4-ch

338 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 09:37 ID:Heaven

>>337 here, wrong thread orz

339 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 21:50 ID:7q6c3XJL

I've been gone for a while, but maybe I'll come back!

340 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 04:27 ID:MZzNVs5Z

Three tape dispensers are hardly a challenge, but balanced on the top of a desk lamp that is 200 feet tall they provide some degree of intimidation. Obviously a computer speaker, it is, a human being who speaks of other humans who do computations, is not designed by any entity in the imagination of most people who have escaped from a party host's living room into what appears to be the area of bepenised bird's lymph system around the left side of the neck to be as large as the aforementioned office supplies. As a matter of course, this is irrelevant as only one person has or ever will do it, an impressive feat indeed given the currently existent span of time, which has been by all accounts infinite. Within this case, this grandson of the supplicant's mind sacrificed itself in a battle that lasted in the least six thousand years to clear his way without his knowledge, which was currently taking a nap.

341 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 07:38 ID:iuity+OZ

>>334 PLEASE SPEAK TO ME (^______^)-b
ORE WA HANASHIMASU O KUDASAI
I AM SPEAKING IF YOU WILL

342 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 12:16 ID:tYGe5CL3

I was doing a podcast transcription on mturk, but I accidentally closed my browser at 5:30/6:28.

343 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-08 22:27 ID:Y6poxkwZ

It's my birthday. :(

344 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-09 10:56 ID:i4cQ9B+s

>>343
Congratulations :(

345 Name: Just what I needed a Rant thread : 2006-07-10 05:02 ID:BJ11DjwN

ummm... okay here i go
1) I want to go to Japan sooooooo bad but i have to wait till im older :(
2) My school has all Asian ppl except Japanee. All the asian people have exciting lives (is this true)? I get so depressed sometimes cause I have no close friends only some acquaintances so there isnt any one i can hangout with. im such a loser T.T. I dont have much of a family either. I only have my parents and for me life is VERY lonely. :-(
Thank you for reading

346 Name: Just what I needed a Rant thread : 2006-07-10 06:11 ID:BJ11DjwN

ummm... okay here i go
1) I want to go to Japan sooooooo bad but i have to wait till im older :(
2) My school has all Asian ppl except Japanee. All the asian people have exciting lives (is this true)? I get so depressed sometimes cause I have no close friends only some acquaintances so there isnt any one i can hangout with. im such a loser T.T. I dont have much of a family either. I only have my parents and for me life is VERY lonely. :-(
Thank you for reading

347 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-10 06:12 ID:BJ11DjwN

oops i posted twice sorry :P

348 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-10 11:37 ID:izxvdlwd

>>346 >All the asian people have exciting lives (is this true)?

x_x in the west? No. Well, depends on how strict the parents are. Girls will always be dominated by the parents and never be allowed to do anything, and treated like crap. Boys have it easier but are still very restricted. They're expected to be smart and succeed in life a lot more than other kids...

If you don't have friends, it's because you don't make the effort. Strike up idle chit-chat with someone in a common situtation (eg in the library, you're researching the same topic). As long as you don't scare them off with talk about anime and otaku and stuff then they'll probably not hate you.

I had a rant, but I forgot it. Oh well. Things aren't bad for me. Going to Japan soon (^_^)b (though it's kind of annoying that heaps of other people I know are going too, so it makes my trip sound less special when I type about it. lol.)

349 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-12 03:32 ID:Vi6i66hb

>>348

Thanks (T.T) I will try. Also have a nice time in Japan. (O.~)

350 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-12 09:36 ID:GWo8hb7K

You know, Japan isn't even all that special. I'm tired of all this wapanese tripe.

351 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-12 10:38 ID:izxvdlwd

>>350

Wow, I'm so glad you said that! I'll be sure to cancel my trip now that some jaded internetter has saved me by exposing the truth.

And I've been there already, by the way. So it's not like I'm some deluded fanboy expecting servicing from robot maids.

352 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-16 03:14 ID:GWo8hb7K

>>351
I'm (t)here right now.
Maybe you know better, but the other 99% of the internet idiots who drool about Japan do so because of animu fanboyism, and would get laughed out of the country by the average Japanese before they can say "Ohayo baka genki kawaii desu lol".

353 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-18 03:23 ID:Vi6i66hb

>>352

Thats the reason most of the kids in my HS want to go to Japan which is really annoying.

354 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-18 07:54 ID:Heaven

(I'm Australian)

It'll pass sooner or later. Everybody my parents age wants to go to Canada; everyone my older brothers age wants to go to the UK. It's a generational fad thing, I suppose.

355 Name: Animegirl aka Prototype Angel : 2006-07-19 23:25 ID:BM25HpSv

>>353
lol. Where I live they want to go to Mexico because most of them are Mexicans.

I want to go to Japan to visit. And also buy all the Sonic's merchandise they have over there.

356 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-20 03:13 ID:Y6poxkwZ

I'm so freakin' unmotivated.

357 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-20 04:10 ID:Vi6i66hb

>>355
lol (n.n) See ya in Japan.

358 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-23 21:23 ID:ZTXlE4j2

So I was suppose to go a wedding on Friday, so I booked my flight for Thursday. So how, my flight was booked for Friday and I'm now missing the wedding.

359 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-24 20:12 ID:25n9TCWO

My last grandmother died four hours ago. Rest in Peace, grandma.

360 Name: Troll!!6MhJ5+eg : 2006-07-27 10:55 ID:Geg8PC3n

I lost all my original grandparents, I never got a chance to be that really close to them.

361 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-01 01:54 ID:Heaven

sweet. sage is the new age

362 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-12 22:07 ID:rqJ9NDh1

sweet

363 Name: Darth Anonymous : 2006-08-13 01:36 ID:aQ2J5Tiv

I want someone to be the ANTI-CHRIST AND BRING THE END OF THE WORLD.

4CHAN FOREVER.

364 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-14 01:27 ID:HoYo2Pg1

4chen sucks. WAKACHAN FOREVER

365 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-19 03:19 ID:FIQlV12N

So I moved all my stuff into my dorm room and I was planning on coming back home, why? Because my mom wants me to. Right before I left I find out my hometown's water system is contaminated with e. coli. Logic would say that I should stay on campus where I have a clean water supply and I don't have to worry about boiling water so I don't get sick. My mom believes otherwise, thus I am boiling water.

366 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-20 04:55 ID:hmGUiakS

I want to sign up to a porn site. Just for a month. It's the greatest porn site I've ever seen. Problem is, their credit card companies only accept the usual international cards like Visa, Mastercard etc. All I have is a Maestro debit card, which seems to be only accepted in the UK. I could ask a family member, but I don't particularly want to sign up for porn on my mum's credit card, you know? orz

367 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-20 05:20 ID:hmGUiakS

I think.. what I need is a virtual credit card that's free (or close enough), is available to the UK, isn't a massive scam, and can be credited with a Paypal account. I doubt such a thing exists.

368 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-20 07:07 ID:3tvSzPfY

All my friends were going to see snakes on a plane together and I can't go. Had to return home for the exact week this gettogether was planned on. I had been anticipating that trip for months too...

369 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-21 11:02 ID:wLvFvMdJ

>>368

I couldn't go either, but because of a lack of funds. I had been looking forward to it since the movie was announced (waaaay back).

I tried to sell my Gamecube at the last minute, but I couldn't find the cords so no one would take it..

OTL

370 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-23 17:15 ID:hmGUiakS

The shrink wrap on BMG CDs from the late 90s is completely fucking impenetrable.

371 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-23 17:49 ID:5jMuEof1

I just opened my first checking account and put $50 in. They haven't sent me my card and it's been over two weeks now. Where TF is my monay?!

372 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-23 18:02 ID:Heaven

>>369
Get the cords off of ebay for five bucks. I did this once for a PS2.

373 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-24 02:11 ID:5TOhmXuv

I'm down to 183.8 pounds!

374 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-24 08:43 ID:A+o4XOao

I think alcohol is great. It's so relaxing, takes the egde off everything. If I had the money I'd probably become an alcoholic.

375 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-24 17:40 ID:LoqcFtH2

>>374
you know, alcohol is really cheap... even homeless people can afford it.

376 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-25 03:17 ID:Heaven

>>375
In america maybe.

377 Name: ^_^ ? : 2006-08-26 09:57 ID:Lm8iwosx

I was thinking if someone becomes a doctore surgeon or general how much free time do they get ? I hope someone could help me out.

378 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-26 10:42 ID:Heaven

>>377
None.

379 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-26 23:04 ID:WcVjopg1

>>377
Depends on how good a doctor you are.

380 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-31 03:56 ID:Heaven

Last night I dreamt I was sucking a large breasted womans right nipple.
Today I woke up with a tender and sore right nipple.

(・∀・) ?

381 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-08 12:49 ID:YvI/Llbj

Man, I'm so tired. I'm in the last class for today and just want to go home and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

10 more minutes. I can do it.

Also, general is pretty crappy. More people need to use this thread.

382 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-08 16:15 ID:25n9TCWO

I'm home now. :P

383 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-08 21:59 ID:Heaven

I dreamed that I was going to a Pretty Cure convention. (・∀・) Then it turned into WoW or something even though I don't play that. Well it was weird but interesting.

384 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-10 05:02 ID:Heaven

I dreamed I killed my brother.

385 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-13 08:17 ID:Heaven

I just puked the entire contents of my digestive system up. most of it was alcohol. ugh. i'm never drinking again.

386 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-14 11:27 ID:Mm2gd1IR

I haven't showered for 2 weeks. I don't want to think about the things growing in my crotch.

387 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-14 12:18 ID:EzV5BPTX

I dreamed I was stuck inside Disgaea 2, and couldn't go to sleep because I had to beat all the enemies on the screen... except they kept respawning. :\

388 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-14 13:49 ID:25n9TCWO

>>386
That's gross.

389 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-14 14:16 ID:UIh3WuAQ

>>386
It's crotch rot, dear...

390 Name: 386 : 2006-09-15 05:11 ID:Heaven

I was bored out of my mind so I decided to take a shower. It feels quite good to be clean again.

391 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-15 15:47 ID:Heaven

I find myself unable to understand why 186 doesn't like taking a shower...
It's so nice and warm and wet!

392 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-15 17:13 ID:Heaven

>>390 Now that you did it.
Which one do you feel: relief or regret?

393 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 17:57 ID:xS0kaf1n

Every day I wish I was dead. Why can't suicide be easy?

394 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 22:27 ID:EaY3urCd

Suicide is greato!

395 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 23:27 ID:Y6poxkwZ

I've always been sort of mixed when other people mention suicide.

On one hand I think "Well, it's their life, and they have the right to decide if they want to end it or not. They might be incapable of ever doing anything that would make themselves happy." But on the other hand I think "People shouldn't kill themselves. Other people will miss them. Besides, lives shouldn't be wasted. If they really want to waste their life that badly, they should at least do something to try and help other people, like venture on a mission to otehr countries. They might actually find usefulness in their life."

I've never considered suicide myself.

396 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-25 16:10 ID:0RDVEh1Y

Sometimes I wish I could believe in myself so I could change my situation for the better. I know I never will though.

397 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-25 16:42 ID:NFuEIA2n

I've known that I'm probably transsexual since, well, forever. Yet my fear of dissapointing my parents has led me to keep completely silent, never having even told my numerous therapists. I'm going to end up dead by age twenty.

398 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-25 17:25 ID:Ncq7n92V

the rapists lol

399 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-25 22:11 ID:Heaven

>>395
I agree with you. In essence, suicide should be legal, but considered immoral.

400 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 00:37 ID:Heaven

I wonder what is the best way to deal with a compulsive liar...

401 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 01:34 ID:Heaven

>>397
Transsexuality kills you? You should probably tell your parents you have it!!!

402 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 04:18 ID:Heaven

>>397
I thought you have to change your sex to be, you know, transsexual.

But if you feel like it would kill you, tell your parents to take you to a doctor (mental or physical) for it. If a doctor vouces for you, your parents should accept it easily.

403 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 10:07 ID:1knvh7JN

I want to know who this Chinese guy is. I keep running into him. Maybe he's stalking me. Which I wouldn't mind, because he's hot.

404 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 13:14 ID:Heaven

>>403
Sounds creepy, but who knows.

405 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 13:58 ID:Heaven

I wish I had a cute stalker.

406 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 15:01 ID:tqLtP3bS

http://thedailywtf.com/forums/thread/93742.aspx

Check out that screenshot. Always strange to see another 4-ch'r in the wild.

407 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 17:48 ID:Heaven

>>406
Probably a fag.

408 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 19:13 ID:ehGpRtDU

Bored at work. :\

409 Name: Internet Stalker : 2006-09-29 20:31 ID:FLKsgv/D

>>406
Probably that Halcy guy who also posts at Etherchan and got mentioned in /dqn/ for linking to /dqn/ from his del.icio.us account.

I remember seeing another mention to the english-speaking *chan culture on the daily wtf but I can't remember which site or which thread.

410 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-08 00:21 ID:wxqW7n9H

After the hikki threads were moved, this board pretty much died down again. :(

411 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-08 02:41 ID:fFtzIMe2

>>410

It's a pity. I'd like to see this site become more than MITTENS and oh, some other stuff too. :\

412 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-09 18:19 ID:j4C9Lyko

I went to check the grade I got on my Religion midterm and it says I got a "69.5". All the shittier, I estimated between an 89 to an 83 without curve, after tallying up the points for each question. WTF!!

413 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-09 19:06 ID:y0kobtmA

>>412 Sucks for you. I recently took a test that I thought I would have around a 40%. I got 77% FTW!!

414 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-12 14:59 ID:Heaven

>>413
I'm about 70% sure it was a mistake that can be corrected later. Given my luck, I'll bring it up and be charged with cheating or rape or something.

415 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 15:36 ID:qPv0QTft

first i failed the hard exam, then i failed the easy exam. im a dumbass.

416 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 16:04 ID:HZDSrkZ0

>>415

it's okay. you can always hide yourself from public and never be seen again

417 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 22:00 ID:Heaven

I skipped a Monday/Wednesday math class this Monday because I thought there would be a test I would bomb, but it turns out it was Wednesday, so I bombed it today! Luckily I had forgotten about the one drop grade we get, though, so I am safe. WHEW

418 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-05 16:16 ID:PaM1tTbd

Oh man, oh man. There's a weird Japanese boarding school not far from where I live (for the children of Japanese people that are working in this country) and they had an open day today. It was fucking awesome.

They had a raffle which featured prizes such as 32" LCD TVs, high quality digital cameras, and electric guitars. (The open day is sponsored by the big companies some of the student's parents work for or some crap like that, so they get great stuff to give away.) I didn't win anything good, but it was still pretty cool. They also had a book sale, and I bought a shit load of manga for 10p A VOLUME. キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

Plus there was loads of Japanese food to eat/be disgusted by, weird Japanese kids to be confused by, and assorted strange weeaboos to gawk at. Most fun day I've had for a while. And now I'm going to read some of that big stack of manga I bought... ( ´ー`)

419 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-05 19:54 ID:qqVu/1Il

too cool, >>418

i put too much vegemite on my toast :(

420 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-07 03:05 ID:Heaven

420GET

421 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-07 03:29 ID:ntlJmRW2

An interesting thing happened to me this weekend.

This morning, I left my apartment to go to work as usual... hmm, that's weird, why isn't my car unlocking?... oh, it was already unlocked?.... wait, what?

Yes, my car had been broken into. Well, if you can call it 'breaking' when my dumb ass left the doors unlocked.

Funny thing about it, though, is that I didn't lose much, and the car wasn't damaged. They certainly rummaged around in my glove box and center console, but all that was missing was about $.75 in quarters I had lying around. Not a big loss. Hell, I had my cd case sitting in the front seat, and they didn't even touch it.

What is also odd is that I found a book of matches with one halfway burnt laying in the seat.

My conclusion? A bum camped out in my car. Interesting times.

422 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-07 15:01 ID:25n9TCWO

>>421
Does the car smell funny now?

423 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-07 20:07 ID:ntlJmRW2

>>422

Not that I noticed, no.

424 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-14 02:56 ID:36RM98It

I'm trying to think of musical instrument-based euphemisms for the penis. So far I've got "pink oboe" and "skin flute".

425 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-14 12:24 ID:PxudLXse

Meat trumpet
Picollo of pleasure
Trouser trombone
One eyed flesh bassoon.
Schlong saxophone
Muscley Mizmar
...
These are getting a bit ridiculous.

426 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 00:16 ID:Heaven

I prefer the cooking euphemisms, myself. The best one I've yet come across is "leather pestle"

427 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 14:58 ID:PxudLXse

Vagina grinder

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