I need to get L-A-I-D thread (26)

1 Name: Captain Trips 2005-11-22 12:21 ID:u6NLiCBv

Yeah, so I'm getting all muscular from execising, and I'm thinking I need to get laid. Is there anyone else around here who needs to get laid?

2 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-22 14:06 ID:umxuWcza

Me, probably.

3 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-22 21:09 ID:Heaven

I figure that pretty much everyone on here needs to get laid. Some more than others though. >_>

4 Name: Captain Trips 2005-11-23 03:59 ID:u6NLiCBv

My friend Kevin sez he can get laid once a day.

5 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-23 11:39 ID:Heaven

I need to get laid only by some cute loli.
Otherwise I'd rather stick to moe'ing to my bishoujo figures.

6 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-23 15:21 ID:Heaven

I've never heard it called moeing before. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go airmus.

7 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-23 21:27 ID:Heaven

>>6

"It" meaning something like staring at a girl figure mildly intoxicated, I simply couldn't find a better word than moe, so I used it like an English verb for convenience's sake. (Yes I do know the proper verb form is moeru, but who cares?)
And what do you mean by "airmus"...that word is totally lost on me. Does it have something to do with aviation?

8 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-23 21:45 ID:BUA5OvIm

>>1
I need to get laid too.
But alas, the suckitude of longdistance relationships..
Haven't been with my lovely for a few weeks by now, sucks being back home, alone.

9 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-29 06:53 ID:Heaven

>>1

ditto. 6months n counting D:

10 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 06:57 ID:kkKGbyuz

were you guys more desperate for sex bfore or after frst time?

11 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 08:39 ID:jOl8hU1k

before. I don't really care to much now, thou getting laid whould be nice.

12 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 11:31 ID:LKN+FWLr

gb2/love

13 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 14:06 ID:US4gXkHa

>>9
22 years and counting ; P (let the flaming/browbeating begin, but i simply don't have the time na?)

14 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-14 09:10 ID:crcwBeBk

It's been 5 weeks... I was gettin it every day too.

15 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-14 21:57 ID:X/vvv61F

yeah, 19 here, I need to sex.

16 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-16 01:04 ID:Heaven

>>13
Maybe it's not an issue of time but rather the fact that you use "na?"

17 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-16 17:12 ID:US4gXkHa

>>16 or maybe the fact that you hate your life is because you radiate bitterness toward the people you interact with, and thus it's relfected back upon you.

I spend my life working my arse of for little reward (and often have the fruits of my labors spat upon), but if i'm feeling angry or bitter i remain silent rather than picking away at people for.. let's say for example.. using "na?" to indicate a clue of mood in a text only post?

18 Name: Somethig...something 2005-12-17 22:18 ID:vLUqWTUd

Now you're getting all cut, ripped, and in touch with your primal instincts: it's time to be HARDCORE!! You need to find a girl, get her into you with your muscular, manly figure and your new primal self, then make out like the new muscled beast you are. Tear her clothes off, throw her up against the wall, cram your schlong down her throat, turn her around and slam her until you leave a body imprint in the wall/bed/whever you slam her. Then follow up by sodomizing and ejaculating all over her face. Make her clean your schlong, and then throw her out like the dirty slut she is.

Be the man, not bitch. And most of all, remember to be HARDCORE!!

19 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-18 17:06 ID:7ZQdmVMz

>>18
you could have made that romantic if you had worded that a bit differently

20 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-18 20:04 ID:Heaven

>>18

>slam her until you leave a bloody imprint in the wall/bed/whever you slam her.

Fixed!

21 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-19 15:03 ID:Heaven

The violent nature of some posts on this board is getting to be rather distressing.

22 Name: Somethig...something 2005-12-21 23:36 ID:vLUqWTUd

>>21

Not at all. It's pretty sexy. Get in touch with your balls, slam a slut into the wall :P. Believe me, you'll feel far less distressed and a lot more relaxed.

23 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-22 00:13 ID:ojNWoL+W

so, i just got laid, with an ex-girlfriend, while my current girlfriend is staying abroad for christmas. Now i'm feeling well confused

getting laid sometimes just isn't worth the hassle

24 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-22 01:12 ID:Heaven

This thread is DQN.

25 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-22 12:57 ID:Heaven

>>24 needs to get laid.

26 Name: Somethig...something 2005-12-24 01:34 ID:vLUqWTUd

>>23 Call your girlfriend while your ex gives you a blowjob, close your eyes, and pretend it is her: confusion gone,along with some ejaculate in your ex's mouth.

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