Revenge - Advice?? (25)

1 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-19 22:16 ID:1H3fkh+Z

So picture this, your girlfriend cheats on you in the bed you both share. You've lived together for a year, she always drones on about commitment yet decides she wants to whore herself while you manage to squeeze out a night to spend with neglected friends. Cept it's not so secret anymore because you've found the sheets before she managed to turn the washer on. And she doesn't know.

Revenge advice please? I might as well make this as sweet as possible. I'll be dropping her ass soon enough.
Perhaps someone knows of a flavorless, soluble powder that helps pile on the pounds?

2 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-19 22:28 ID:Heaven

Stop plotting revenge and get out, it's not worth it.

3 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-19 22:55 ID:1H3fkh+Z

I do not forgive!

4 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-19 23:05 ID:AaEVK9c6

http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1133910324
I made a thread once,
but I never carried through with any revenge. I got bored

5 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-20 00:35 ID:bH+z7Lq6

>>1 >>3
You do not have to forgive. Just get out and be the better person about this.

6 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-20 00:57 ID:BRdJ6I3W

Breaking up with her will be revenge enough, trust me. It will make her mad that she didn't get to drop you first.

7 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-20 11:10 ID:Heaven

cum inside her

8 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-20 13:00 ID:HhV890gh

Plotting revenge against your soon-to-be ex is pretty petty if you ask me.

I don't know your situation, so I don't wanna judge, but if this post is anything representation of your personality IRL, it's possible this wasn't all her fault.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm not. But would it really hurt you that much to hear her side of the story?

I think you owe her that at least after one whole year.

9 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-20 19:13 ID:+Y2lfuZi

>>8
What other side of the story? She CHEATED on him. Personally I think the excuse about "her needs" is dumb. If you have a problem with your sex life, then talk to your partner rather than cheat on them. I say drop the bitch.

10 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-20 20:47 ID:Heaven

>>9
i don't see the words you quoted present anywhere else in this thread.

11 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-20 23:22 ID:1H3fkh+Z

>>10
Anonymous is correct. I found the soiled sheets, the fact we'd only just changed the set a couple days previous was a dead giveaway. She didn't notice me slip in and was on the phone in the bedroom, I took a look, saw the sex stains and slipped back out.

Came home a while later after a long drive around, sheets were already out to dry in the landing, asked her, and she tells me some bull about her "period came early" while looking blatantly on edge.

So much for her emphasizing her want for stronger commitment.

12 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-21 06:19 ID:KU4GhKwX

Take very incriminating pictures of her and send them to her parents with an email they don't know about. When she comes home sobbing, have her shit packed and point at the door without saying a word.

13 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-21 07:11 ID:TrFlW6fI

Hire a male prostitute and have him deliver letter to her naked. The letter should read "your move, bitch."

14 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-21 17:42 ID:HhV890gh

>>9
So everything should be put on her? He isn't obligated to talk things over with her, but she is obligated to with him?

Look, the way I see it, he's just as hypocritcal as he says she is. Like her, he's also acting purely on instinct by plotting revenge against her rather than trying to work things out, or breaking it off if need be.

15 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-21 20:06 ID:akhclFEW

>>14
Breaking it off if need be? She cheated on him. Apparently, revenge is the bonus here.

16 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-22 00:57 ID:Heaven

Rape her when she´s asleep.
Impregnate her.
Dump her before she finds out.

17 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-22 01:10 ID:Heaven

Rape her when she´s asleep.
Impregnate her.
Then dump her.

18 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-23 20:45 ID:CN3oHl7g

Don't be an asshole just because she was. Just tell her you know, and dump her.

19 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-24 21:12 ID:Heaven

>>16
Along those lines, you could use a date rape drug and she would never know. However, maybe get some random guy to impregnate her (as you don't want to be linked to it).

20 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-03 11:06 ID:z439GKho

Oh puhlease 'nuff with the "rape, impregnate & leave her!" advice. Just prove that you're a man and get over it. ...After you've put fliers all over town telling what a whore and easy catch she is, with pic, name and everything.

Ahh...revenge...thou art so sweet yet so bitt'r!

21 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-03 18:09 ID:Heaven

Follow her for years, and when the moment is ripe, ruin her life in some way through a large elaborate plan. Confess that it was you, laugh maniacally, retire to your mansion.

22 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-11 16:26 ID:78Ji1H8S

>>12 I second this Take embarassing pictures, send them all over the internet, post them on as many forums as possible. All the big ones like http://genmany.com . Tell them it's your ex and ask them to send them to as many people as possible. Send them out to people on cpllege campuses and get them to pass around the pictures. post her pictures on porn boards,etc. Believe me, eventually a friend of hers, or someone that knows her, will see it. Also send the pictures to her mom like 12 said.

Kick her to the curb and enjoy the fireworks.

23 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-11 18:59 ID:Heaven

>>22 is a huge asshole

24 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-11 20:52 ID:Heaven

Yeah, to the poor people on all those forums who couldn't give less of a shit. Leave other people out of your lame revenges, >>22.

25 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-13 01:53 ID:Heaven

>>23,24 jisaku jien

>>1
...all I can say is, don't do anything that will link you back to the revenge!

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