I'm Norwegian! (35)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 01:57 ID:Heaven

Ask me about living up north!

2 Name: 1 : 2006-03-25 01:57 ID:DklL4jDw

oops, need ID.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 02:13 ID:7BvwWKle

whoa today i went to a salmon expo here in my city and i saw a lot of norwegians XDDD

4 Name: LeDQN!LeDqnM1Jj2 : 2006-03-25 03:48 ID:Heaven

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 03:58 ID:yVKg77MI

"bork" is used for the swedish not the norwegians, >>4.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 04:22 ID:Heaven

So what's it like in Norwegia?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 04:42 ID:lcH7k9OJ

Are you that guy that lives in Trondheim that posts on 2ch?

If you are, are you Varg?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 08:43 ID:tr8O2iI+

Oh please fucking Norwegian go away. Like your country is anything special... XD

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 12:46 ID:17xDCv0E

>>8
of course it is , we have polar bears and eat the heads of dead sheep.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 15:17 ID:XnyhoZya

Ohhh some Norge guys are HOT HOT HOT... I mean... HOT ( °A°)

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 18:41 ID:yVKg77MI

And the girls are also just as hot.

SERIOUSLY HOT ( °A°)

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 23:48 ID:zP9PqnQ7

>>11 I saw one at school a few years ago. HOT.

13 Name: Japanese : 2006-03-26 00:07 ID:Heaven

I'm sorry to say that but what I don't know anything more than Viking and fiord...

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-26 00:48 ID:17xDCv0E

>>13
Norway got alot more then that
we have:
Public scools that mainly sucks.
A capitalist/socialist goverment with a capitalist marked.
Not a member of EU , but a member of NATO.
We eat bread and drink lots of milk.
We don't make alot of export stuff , but have alot of fish that we export to japan and oil that we export to the rest of world.
We also invented the paper clip and started the development of the jet turbine.
We are only 5million , and in my city there are only 10k people.
There are seldom crime , but when it happens its big.
We have alot of SNOW , now it's like 1m or somthing.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-26 11:10 ID:Heaven

The greatness of Norge:

1) Public scools that mainly sucks.

  • Like they don't suck in the rest of world...

2) A capitalist/socialist goverment with a capitalist marked.

  • OMG you're so special!!!1 Sweden, Finland, Denmark...

3) Not a member of EU , but a member of NATO.

  • Now that is sin. Just like Turkey!

4) We eat bread and drink lots of milk.

  • And here in the rest of the world we obviously don't drink milk and eat bread...AT ALL! LOL

5) We don't make alot of export stuff , but have alot of fish that we export to japan and oil that we export to the rest of world.

  • What can I say, no wonder the Japanese commit so many suicides: norsk fisk! XD

6) We also invented the paper clip and started the development of the jet turbine.

  • Oh my God the world is indebted to you forever and ever for making such vital inventions...

7) We are only 5million , and in my city there are only 10k people.

  • Oh please five million is a lot. But you still have the smallest population compared to other Nordic countries. And that sucks ne.

8) There are seldom crime , but when it happens its big.

  • ::cough::OOKII USO!::cough::

9) We have alot of SNOW , now it's like 1m or somthing.

  • We have snow as well. I feel special.

Now we kan have ett party! Yayy

Taaaakeeeee ooooooonnnnnn meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Gay muzak comes fra Norge!

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-26 11:35 ID:LqhF9DCz

>>7
Where on 2ch? The English chatter thread?

>>15

> But you still have the smallest population compared to other Nordic countries.

WRONG! You might be mixing Nordic with Scandinavia.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-26 11:54 ID:Heaven

>>16, Nordic countries and Scandinavia are almost the same thing. Norway belongs to both classifications. And it does have the smallest population, not including Iceland I mean.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-26 20:03 ID:Heaven

>>16
yes

and of course I mean Varg Qisling Larssøn Vikernes, not just any varg

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-28 19:06 ID:Heaven

Do you eat raw fish?

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-29 21:32 ID:lcH7k9OJ

What is Norway famous for? Besides Vikings

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-29 21:53 ID:17xDCv0E

>>19
No , well some do , but it's not big.
But we eat fish that hangs out for a long time with salt on it.
>>20
Well we where the first on the north pole , and i think also the first on antartic.
We made the crap oslo agreement and found oil.
We invaded UK a 1000years ago , and many words is found in english that comes from norwegian.
And ibsen came from norway.
And we hade the first secretary general in the UN.
But then again we only got independence 100years ago.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-29 23:09 ID:LqhF9DCz

>>20
A-ha!

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-30 06:33 ID:lMOJM2ou

Take on me~

24 Name: japanese : 2006-03-31 10:00 ID:0TLdWSXw

Norwegian is cool!

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 10:17 ID:Heaven

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 11:58 ID:Heaven

Yeah! norwegian cool desu!

hey check this out!!!

http://home.powertech.no/stigma/stig/index1.html

clik on dungeon 12!

「This time I trained a young norwegian boy. He likes it hard and humiliating.」

Coolね!

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 14:52 ID:Heaven

>>26
FUCK YOU. I clicked that link and my dad walked in. Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 16:28 ID:HtoED6He

anyone pronounce norwegian norwayan? i don't know where i picked it up, but i used to pronounce it like that. i think i spelled it norweigh or something.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 16:58 ID:/jxLMuaP

>>28

I pronounce it approximately like this: ノーウェイジャン

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 17:32 ID:Heaven

>>29 fails for not using a phonetic writing system.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 19:05 ID:tr8O2iI+

>>28

nôr-wē'jən

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 20:12 ID:Heaven

>>31

NORSK

33 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 20:13 ID:tr8O2iI+

>>32

BORK

34 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-31 20:24 ID:JB6vY3SD

[nɔɹˈwi.d͡zʲɛn]

35 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-14 02:34 ID:y9gkjezz

Dude, there's this awesome thread about Valhalla....
If you are Norwegian you should stop by and pay respects to Valhalla and Odin

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