but this Google rendition of iQue's Chinese page about Super Mario World is comedy gold, for some reason.
...shit, that didn't work as a link, for some reason. just take the Chinese URL and paste it into google translator, chinese(simplified) to English
I think I'd rather just go to my Mandarin 1001 and Japanese 1002 classes. I get my daily dose of Engrish in each.
Europe battles ruthless despot horsepower brother! 96 Road brilliant points you aggressive adventures!
Cool despot and his gang were in full control of the dinosaur continent, but fortunately horsepower Europe and the majority of these animals are intended to Titi.
They told Yiu West search conversion switches, mysterious paths emit meteorite with mantle feathers flew into the sky, the water mains in the Washington, skills will be used each. They are the enemies front waiting horsepower Europe brothers, the greatest in the history of one of the most challenging adventure should an opening!
· challenges 96 points! Lost forest to difficult stars from the road, classic scenes -- again, but also add many new functions.
· Having already made good preparations, so together with his brother Sheung Road! Now you can choose horsepower Europe, may choose his brother Luigi. Having looked higher than his brother, fly higher.
· Online! As long as a piece of game cards, four players will be able to give on-line at the same time, open-horsepower Europe, a brother to the game, you can even more cards online!