Who believes in Valhalla? (40)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 04:15 ID:dm22nL3v

I do.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 04:19 ID:Heaven

Not me.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 04:51 ID:Heaven

Not me.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 05:52 ID:Qu4VHByz

No, not me either. Are you that Hotaru is the perfect woman guy?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 06:06 ID:HeQRbM9C

The guy from that Dexter's Lab sideshow?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 06:25 ID:dm22nL3v

No, Valhalla. Where warriors go when they die.

At dawn you are awakened by a grand horn and you ride with Odin and you fight and wage war all day long but never die.

At dusk, you eat from the great cornucopia feasting on boar and other food and fornicating with your chosen woman long into the night.

This is repeated for eternity or at least until Ragnarok.

I for one believe fully in Valhalla, I mean people believe in paradise and heaven....and to me those places are lame.

You can have your 72 virgins and your mansions....

Me, I want to fight all day and feast and make love all night.

And yes...Hotaru IS the perfect woman, she is a Valkyrie

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 06:52 ID:Qu4VHByz

You have to die honoroubly in battle to be in Valhalla.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 06:56 ID:dm22nL3v

This is true.....

but a Warrior fights for as long as he lives....in this he never grows old.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:18 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

>>4 Yes, he's the crazy one with a loli fetish.

And no, I do not believe in Valhalla.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:22 ID:dm22nL3v

Hotaru is not loli....

She is a Valkyrie and a Soldier of Death...

A SOLDIER! little girls are not Soldiers..

Hotaru is timeless...

And if you don't believe in Valhalla, then you were never worthy of entering the great Hall of the Fallen Warriors anyways...

So you go right back to your left wing lies, Valhalla is for Warriors

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:43 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

>>10 Right. A make believe 12-year-old girl in a sailor outfit is really a SOLDIER. Goodness gracious, what have I been thinking all the time?!

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:45 ID:dm22nL3v

A Soldier of Death and Destruction.

She's timeless....

and what about your Jesus or Buddha or Mohammed?!

You've never seen them, have you? Just what you read in a book that could be made up for all you know.

Valhalla exists.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:45 ID:dm22nL3v

and you probably supported John Kerry too

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:50 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

Actually, I supported Bush. And have YOU seen Valhalla? With your own eyes while not on drugs, stimulants, or any form of alcohol whatsoever? Didn't think so.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:54 ID:dm22nL3v

Yes...I HAVE seen Valhalla...

It was in Tikrit, the closest I ever came.

From a conservative I would have expected more sympathy. It came to me, a place where warriors were welcome and that it was good with no guilt. You never got weak or sick and the Valkyries would come and deliver you unto Odin who would laugh heartily and toast his mead with you.

People live their entire lives so sure of "Heaven" and "paradise"....

but, yes....I HAVE SEEN VALHALLA

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 07:55 ID:gtkVIg0w

is valhalla on sakray?

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 08:03 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

>>15 You would have gained my sympathy if you didn't come off as a total weirdo. Belief systems are just that- firmly embedded in a belief that something exists. So while I feel something that you have seen is just in your wildly imaginative head, it is still a belief system that you are holding onto. Making you pretty much on par with the Christians, Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists, etc.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 08:03 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

>>16 ROFL... Its on Loki. iRO ftw~

19 Name: !hoTarufiRE : 2006-04-13 10:02 ID:Heaven

i am a SOLDIER of DEATH and DESTRUCTION

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 12:52 ID:Heaven

>>19 you have crappy overcoat.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 15:30 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

>>19 For the OPs sake, I hope you look like a 12 year old girl in a Sailor outfit.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 15:42 ID:C1HTifoL

What do all of you know?

I've been to Assyria and seen the sands of and the birthplace of civilization.

After the first RPG and Convoy Ambush, I knew where I would go when I died.

That was Valhalla...

Go back, suckling at the teat of your own weak religions, I know Valhalla waits for me

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 17:04 ID:XhZHhqsc

>>1
this joke is getting old, seriously just stop

24 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 17:20 ID:Qu4VHByz

You say you are a Warrior. What are you fighting?

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 17:31 ID:dRwoCZ88

4-ch is for the warrior!

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 17:42 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

>>24 His mental holy war

27 Name: !hoTarufiRE : 2006-04-13 17:59 ID:Heaven

>>21
i do, except for the sailor outfit.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 19:06 ID:eUkhRilf

This is no joke. I am dead serious.

And what am I fighting, I fought/will fight again in the Crusades against the Religion of Lies in the Cradle of Sand.

I fight against Communism and the Shariah rule.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 19:29 ID:eUkhRilf

You know the point of this thread has been lost.

It isn't about Hotaru, it is about Valhalla as an alternative afterlife to Heaven.

I for one, believe.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 19:55 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

Yeah, but you also believe that Hotaru isn't loli. Sorry, but you lose crediblity for just about everything.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 21:17 ID:Qu4VHByz

ffs, who cares about Hotaru. gb2/love/ thanks. This thread is about Valhalla.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 22:39 ID:YCWxFSIQ

That's right, this is about Valhalla.

Hall of Fallen Warriors, the pinnacle of Asgard.

HAIL!

33 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-13 23:22 ID:sXF1G5bK

We will drink meade together, all of us Einherrjar!

34 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-14 05:19 ID:8hkBE6OT

>>28
Crusades was a war between Catholics and Muslims, Pope Urban II in 1095 called for the Crusades as Muslim Empire threatened Contantinople. Now you say you fight 'against the Religion of Lies in the Cradle of Sand.' and 'I fight against Communism and the Shariah rule.' Shariah is the legisaltive body of an Islamic government, and I am assuming 'the Relgion of Lies in the Cradle of Sand' is Islam out of context. So you fought and will fight a war between Catholics and Muslims and you will fight against Islam, so then you are a Catholic. I am quite sure that Catholics do not believe in Valhalla. So if you say you are not Catholic then you are not a Crusader and you are fighting against nothing and only warriors get into Valhalla. If you say you are fighting they you are fighting for The Cross and will go to heaven, not Valhalla.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-14 05:43 ID:Eziy8b5F

>>30

No Hotaru is a cartoon little girl. 'Loli' is short for Lolita Complex :)

To get on topic; OF COURSE! Valhalla is where the greatest warriors go when they die! To battle more and eat and FORNICATE. And BATTLE!

TO ARMS, SOLDIERS OF 4-CH. WE DIE HONORABLY... TONIGHT!

\m/>_<\m/

36 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-14 08:09 ID:Heaven

real warriors don't use guns. they use box cutters.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-14 13:40 ID:aLCvKk+E

Warriors use all manner of weapons.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-14 13:42 ID:aLCvKk+E

and yes I do believe in Valhalla

39 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-14 16:18 ID:Fq3RmTqZ

>>35 Loli also has other uses, and one of those uses is to describe series, character, or people of which fall under the category of being a cute girl that can be seen as sexually attractive. You'll see this type of usage if you visit varying types of anime review journals, forums, etc.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-19 18:02 ID:Heaven

Valhalla wouldn't be a bad heaven to believe in. Too bad I don't go for any of that afterlife shit.

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