We're all addicted to masturbating, right? Well, tell us your stories of conquest, whether over (or in) the oceans, high in the sky, or in someone's hair without them noticing.
I've fapped in two oceans and two seas, four major airlines, in three countries and three states. My mostc excellent fap was in midair, so to speak: covering myself with one of the plane's blankets and pretending to sleep I proceeded to normalize the vector right then and there, without being noticed at all.
I often treat my female friends to a taste of my man yogurt, unknowingly of course, whenever they are over at my place. Other than that I've fapped in a few of my friend's beds and in the bed of a friend's underage sister (I came in a pair of her panties).
>>3 what the hell, why do you do that to your 'friends'?
>>3
Stop talking bullshit. You haven't done those things, you've just fapped to the idea of doing such things.
When i was in 5th grade I fapped in the middle of class under my starter jacket. I think it was after a test. Nobody noticed/knew about masturbation. lol
>(I came in a pair of her panties).
I did that once. It was great, they were pink thong panties :D
Hehheh, yeah, unfortunately I'm not around enough girls to be possessed of that kind of opportunity.
i'll be glad if i never meet you people in real life
I once tried to masturbate during my highschool chemistry class. Nobody had taught me what masturbation was (i knew what sex was though)so I only knew it felt good.
I wanted to try that in my friend's sister's panties but never could bring myself to it. Had an opportunity but never took it, she was underage but so was I. So close and yet so far.
Sorry for interrupting your thread >>1, but I just want to say this quick. It will only take a minute to read. I have been masturbating for as long as I can remember, since I was four years old at the least (in fact, it is my second earliest memory, behind seeing a caterpillar being eaten by ants.) During naptime at preschool, I would lie on my stomach with my penis pointed down toward my feet (I still have quite a lot of flexibility at the base of my penis from this) and squeeze it between my legs and hands. Looking back I am surprised no one ever noticed anything. Or maybe they just never said anything. I actually preferred it then to now because I did not squirt.
yeah... I remember that too. and you could go on forever... oh those days. Didn't do it in school though
My favorite is to do it in the car near a mall. :P
>>21
ID:Heaven why are you always so rude? Please stop if you have nothing to add to the topic
fool in a joke thread you don't go whining about manners
i came in my hair one time
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ITT we bukkake on me
There is a cancer in my mind. Vile urges have infiltrated and corrupted all of my sexual fantasies, making me dream of abusing, raping, torturing and killing innocent women- sometimes girls. What's more... these urges have warped me to the point where they have convinced my conscious mind such things are acceptable; "it's only fantasy," "no one's getting hurt." But they aren't. Some day, I will succumb and destroy a life for my own disgusting gratification.
There is only one way I can banish these urges and think clearly. I fap furiously every night, not for the pleasure, but for the scant few moments of freedom from my twisted sexual desires that come afterward. I write to you now from within those moments, my hands still stained with gelatinous white, waiting for the time when my perversions will conquer me once more.
Would that a benevolent surgeon could simply remove my testicles and free me from this hell. But no, this is the great country of America, and such things are considered barbarous. Perhaps they'll listen to me after I've raped and murdered a flock of their lovely females.
For now, I leave my white mark.
step 1: personal hygiene