[FAP] I have left my WHITE MARK... [FAP] (33)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-11 04:13 ID:Heaven

We're all addicted to masturbating, right? Well, tell us your stories of conquest, whether over (or in) the oceans, high in the sky, or in someone's hair without them noticing.

I've fapped in two oceans and two seas, four major airlines, in three countries and three states. My mostc excellent fap was in midair, so to speak: covering myself with one of the plane's blankets and pretending to sleep I proceeded to normalize the vector right then and there, without being noticed at all.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-11 04:45 ID:KosfGW+6

>>1
wow where did it go??

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-11 05:53 ID:TDUPb9S2

I often treat my female friends to a taste of my man yogurt, unknowingly of course, whenever they are over at my place. Other than that I've fapped in a few of my friend's beds and in the bed of a friend's underage sister (I came in a pair of her panties).

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-11 08:55 ID:Heaven

>>3 what the hell, why do you do that to your 'friends'?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-11 10:05 ID:bo16nT6o

>>3
Stop talking bullshit. You haven't done those things, you've just fapped to the idea of doing such things.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-12 16:01 ID:Heaven

saging a shitty thread

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-12 22:18 ID:Heaven

sage

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-12 22:23 ID:Heaven

>>6
>>7
why?? :(

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-13 05:16 ID:g9tGdnPU

When i was in 5th grade I fapped in the middle of class under my starter jacket. I think it was after a test. Nobody noticed/knew about masturbation. lol

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-13 23:15 ID:kiaZ1S5P

>>3

>(I came in a pair of her panties).

I did that once. It was great, they were pink thong panties :D

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-15 03:21 ID:Heaven

>>4
They are all so sickly thin that I have to help them out a little. That and I'm a sick bastard :(

>>10
For me, things like that beat sex by far. I only wish I could get more chances to do it.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-15 03:41 ID:kiaZ1S5P

>>11

Hehheh, yeah, unfortunately I'm not around enough girls to be possessed of that kind of opportunity.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-15 10:00 ID:Heaven

just keep your wanking fantasies to yourself

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 21:59 ID:TFWHgLtv

>>13
(´∀`∩)↑age↑

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-28 05:59 ID:pYTAF0np

i'll be glad if i never meet you people in real life

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-28 14:30 ID:Heaven

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-28 19:52 ID:OsJjww5p

I once tried to masturbate during my highschool chemistry class. Nobody had taught me what masturbation was (i knew what sex was though)so I only knew it felt good.

>>10
>>3

I wanted to try that in my friend's sister's panties but never could bring myself to it. Had an opportunity but never took it, she was underage but so was I. So close and yet so far.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 04:48 ID:FSrJO5nz

Sorry for interrupting your thread >>1, but I just want to say this quick. It will only take a minute to read. I have been masturbating for as long as I can remember, since I was four years old at the least (in fact, it is my second earliest memory, behind seeing a caterpillar being eaten by ants.) During naptime at preschool, I would lie on my stomach with my penis pointed down toward my feet (I still have quite a lot of flexibility at the base of my penis from this) and squeeze it between my legs and hands. Looking back I am surprised no one ever noticed anything. Or maybe they just never said anything. I actually preferred it then to now because I did not squirt.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 05:45 ID:8yNeYOc5

yeah... I remember that too. and you could go on forever... oh those days. Didn't do it in school though

20 Name: anony : 2006-06-29 17:28 ID:NBDJ7KMp

My favorite is to do it in the car near a mall. :P

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 17:59 ID:Heaven

sage

22 Name: Desperate otoko (no ko) : 2006-06-29 20:17 ID:coPxL+cb

>>21
ID:Heaven why are you always so rude? Please stop if you have nothing to add to the topic

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 20:29 ID:Heaven

>>22 Desperate-san wins the thread.

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25 Name: ID:Heaven : 2006-06-30 08:41 ID:Heaven

I am leaving my white mark ITT

fap fap fap

26 Name: frigid onanoko : 2006-06-30 17:18 ID:8yNeYOc5

fool in a joke thread you don't go whining about manners

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-30 19:52 ID:Heaven

sage

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 08:18 ID:Y0Bo7fWf

i came in my hair one time

29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 10:06 ID:Heaven

sage

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 13:01 ID:NDsUIdKo

>>28 I came in your hair one time too.

31 Name: Desperate otoko (no ko) : 2006-07-03 03:40 ID:QFLbV2V3

THREAD HIJACKED

ITT we bukkake on me

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-03 04:43 ID:V6C0nh0w

There is a cancer in my mind. Vile urges have infiltrated and corrupted all of my sexual fantasies, making me dream of abusing, raping, torturing and killing innocent women- sometimes girls. What's more... these urges have warped me to the point where they have convinced my conscious mind such things are acceptable; "it's only fantasy," "no one's getting hurt." But they aren't. Some day, I will succumb and destroy a life for my own disgusting gratification.

There is only one way I can banish these urges and think clearly. I fap furiously every night, not for the pleasure, but for the scant few moments of freedom from my twisted sexual desires that come afterward. I write to you now from within those moments, my hands still stained with gelatinous white, waiting for the time when my perversions will conquer me once more.

Would that a benevolent surgeon could simply remove my testicles and free me from this hell. But no, this is the great country of America, and such things are considered barbarous. Perhaps they'll listen to me after I've raped and murdered a flock of their lovely females.

For now, I leave my white mark.

33 Name: frigid onanoko : 2006-07-03 06:27 ID:8yNeYOc5

step 1: personal hygiene

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