>>5 Oh and I can't forget this!

One time the same soccer mom came in with her whole family and ordered a ton of stuff. Her husband was the one ordering and he said this to me:

"I want two sides of tortilla and two sides of cheese, and put the cheese in the tortillas and grill it like a quesadilla."

I said, "....Uh, I can get you two cheese quesadillas?" but he replied that his kid doesn't like the spicy sauce. I told him I can take off the spicy sauce. He grunted and asked how much it would cost and I told him. He was outraged at the (low) price, and complained that the last person who took his order let him do that. I told him that whoever did it definitely wasn't supposed to, and he grudgingly accepted it. Or maybe he made me get the manager I don't remember lol

Kudos to him for getting away with it once, though! By cheating that way he got the quesadillas for 40 cents instead of like $1.60. The problem with that is a side of cheese is nowhere near enough cheese to fill a quesadilla, so you'll only get away with it if the cashier is stupid or the employees just don't care.