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524 Name: Bob "for 3 days" : 2007-04-28 20:25
surviving525 Name: John "for 8 days" : 2007-04-28 20:28
surviving
526 Name: Tony "reset" : 2007-04-28 21:42
resetEffectiveness of no masturbation
facilitate self-care
secrete sexual pheromone
reduce hair loss
be a outgoing personality
be economical of your time
be a clear skin
avoid sleeping in the morning
recover from acne
Is this translated from a Japanese thread? It would be hilarious if 2ch had threads like this.
Isn't anyone going to do it, then?
(oh, and reset)
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I can only go two days, what is the point of not masturbating?
reset
There is no point.
Unless the point is to post your "record" on a message board to bolster your sense of self-superiority.
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reset
Dammit... As I walked down the stairs from the room where i'm typing this right now, there was this sexy tenant looking straight at me, she was lying in the sofa and she looked so... good. Shit... And the next thing I know, when I reached the toilet (I was going to take a dump). I had pre-cum and I figured it would be a very good lubricant for a masturbation session. Damn... Then, I did it... I'd like to break out of the system like what I did years ago (successfully celibated for a few years, 6 years or so). Back to square one. Adding an r, just when I thought i'm starting the hang of it (of not masturbating)!!!
I keep a record of my fapping and non-fapping. Just the dates. I don't post it on the internet... a txt file on my HD is fine. My personal record is 12 days≈
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reset
Going to attempt to reach double digits this time. So no fapping before the 20th of May. Wish me luck :D
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fuckin reset, no more image boards for me.
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actually, reset thanks to morning wood and cloudy-headedness :(
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reset
fapfapfap
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Started on Monday.
I don't usually fap during school days.
Got my period this weekend, so I should be alright for another week. Too much info? :P.
reset :(
>>36 way too much
(there was a reset, i'm in bad shape, ghaaah)
???
reset between my last post and now.
still, surviving
surviving
Resisting temptation, still.
back on the bandwagon
BAKAYAROU!!
reset
reset, oh for fucks sake...
surviving
Reset. Bah.
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so ashamed
6 days...man your orgasms are explosive if you keep it for at least a week
But alas I am gay
But alas I am gay
God "1096-"
son of God "914-1095days"
Pope "731-913days"
emperor "548-730daysa"
president "366-547days"
marshal "181-365days"
general "121-180days"
lieutenant general "61-91days"
major general "61-90days"
Brigadier General "31-60days"
colonel "26-30days"
Lieutenant Colonel "21-25days"
lieutenant commander "16-20days"
captain "11-15days"
First Lieutenant "8-10days"
second lieutenant "5-7days"
soldier "0-4days"
Uuuuuhhhh
I AM A HEAVY ROCK THAT SHALL NOT BUDGE EVEN FOR A GLISTENING ASS
day 1...
I have not wanked for FOUR DAYS. I will keep going.
TOTAL FAP SESSIONS IN MAY: 14
I think I'm doing pretty good.
didn't try.
today : 4.
Stop fapping.
What a terrible oddissey you have embarked to
Haven't fapped for seven days. But this morning I... nocturnally emitted... twice :(
OK. I think I have you all beat, the longest I have gone without fapping was an entire month while in a mental hospital. The antipsychotics kill sex drive and I'm accustomed to fapping 4x a day.
For some reason I read the title as "No Masturbation Legend"
On topic. I've gone without touching my genitals about two weeks straight. Mostly because windows crashed. I do notice that I masturbate out of sheer boredom sometimes.
>>70
Idle hands are the devil's playthings, or something like that.
>I've gone without touching my genitals about two weeks straight. Mostly because windows crashed.
I cannot, for the life of me, discern the connection between these two statements.
Hmm. Well.. Let's just say there aren't a lot of attractive females in this small town where I live. And I'm a pretty shy guy.
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>>67
ten days! and the same happened again today >:(
onanie stopper
ttp://www.onasto.com/
>>73
This sounds like the mea culpa of a man who's been caught raping a pig.
bleh i'm going to do the no-fap-off again. might as well.
>>79
What's this? Another one of those /b/ challenges? (I haven't been there recently.)
All right then, good luck!
And it happened again guys :'(
day sixteen
oh fuck, I just saw some great shit on a 'worksafe' board ;_;
Hey, what happens if you have sex. I mean, like, with another person. Do you have to reset your score back to zero? Not that this'll be an issue any time soon for me...
what's so hard about this?
>>84
Just you wait...
The other night I had a rather strange dream. I was in Woolworths (the shop), and looking at a large shelf of magazines. There were these porno ones that came with a free gift of a box of tissues! I did not buy, or even look inside. I remembered this challenge. I wanted to increase my high score.
Reset. Twice.
Eighteen days. My personal best. Planning to beat or at least match my score again, straight away, starting tomorrow. As long as I stay away from the pr0ns, it's not hard. Protip: don't go into your folders to 'organise' your shit. It won't work.
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yeah