--NO MASTURBATION REGEND-- (87)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-05 05:56 ID:DJK/iyTb

Basic example of entry

   
524 Name: Bob "for 3 days" : 2007-04-28 20:25

 surviving

525 Name: John "for 8 days" : 2007-04-28 20:28
  surviving

526 Name: Tony "reset" : 2007-04-28 21:42    

   reset

Effectiveness of no masturbation

facilitate self-care
secrete sexual pheromone
reduce hair loss
be a outgoing personality
be economical of your time
be a clear skin
avoid sleeping in the morning
recover from acne

38 Name: 17 (2 days) : 2007-05-13 19:16 ID:JEEmdTp/

>>36 way too much
(there was a reset, i'm in bad shape, ghaaah)

39 Post deleted by moderator.

40 Post deleted by moderator.

41 Name: Rawr (7 days) : 2007-05-14 12:20 ID:DYS2LtDI

>>38
Sincere apologies ;p.

>>40
What an orgasm of a paragraph.

42 Name: Anonymous (2 days) : 2007-05-14 23:39 ID:Heaven

???

43 Name: 35 (1 day) : 2007-05-15 07:46 ID:nNBe6oAe

reset between my last post and now.
still, surviving

44 Name: 35 (2 days) : 2007-05-16 00:30 ID:Heaven

surviving

45 Name: Rawr (9 days) : 2007-05-16 11:43 ID:mxWtV1tS

Resisting temptation, still.

46 Name: Aia Grnu (2 days) : 2007-05-16 15:27 ID:Heaven

back on the bandwagon

47 Name: anomiousdrunker : 2007-05-16 16:15 ID:9a4oI3fk

BAKAYAROU!!

48 Name: 35 (reset) : 2007-05-16 16:36 ID:Heaven

reset

49 Name: 17 : 2007-05-17 06:08 ID:JEEmdTp/

reset, oh for fucks sake...

50 Post deleted by moderator.

51 Name: Aia Grnu (3 days) : 2007-05-17 15:11 ID:Heaven

surviving

52 Name: Rawr : 2007-05-18 10:01 ID:OkHzwsoF

Reset. Bah.

53 Name: Aia Grnu (4 days) : 2007-05-18 17:24 ID:Heaven

surviving

54 Name: Aia Grnu (reset) : 2007-05-20 04:14 ID:Heaven

so ashamed

55 Name: Anton's girlfriend : 2007-05-23 03:45 ID:gKDNXRiT

6 days...man your orgasms are explosive if you keep it for at least a week

56 Name: Anton's girlfriend : 2007-05-23 13:54 ID:EgOy+lUL

But alas I am gay

57 Name: Anton's girlfriend : 2007-05-23 13:54 ID:Heaven

But alas I am gay

58 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-23 13:54 ID:Heaven

sage this shit

59 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-24 01:07 ID:Heaven

died from blue balls

60 Name: soldier caste : 2007-05-28 09:19 ID:OvtSMmoB

God "1096-"
son of God "914-1095days"
Pope "731-913days"

emperor "548-730daysa"
president "366-547days"

marshal "181-365days"
general "121-180days"
lieutenant general "61-91days"
major general "61-90days"
Brigadier General "31-60days"

colonel "26-30days"
Lieutenant Colonel "21-25days"
lieutenant commander "16-20days"

captain "11-15days"
First Lieutenant "8-10days"
second lieutenant "5-7days"
soldier "0-4days"

61 Name: Anonymous (16 days) : 2007-05-28 17:16 ID:Heaven

Uuuuuhhhh

62 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-28 22:32 ID:wecFrJ8e

>>60 everyone knows the Pope shaves his palms

63 Name: 6646406!KYRLEGE8T6 : 2007-05-30 00:40 ID:qn3fPEf0

I AM A HEAVY ROCK THAT SHALL NOT BUDGE EVEN FOR A GLISTENING ASS
day 1...

64 Name: 4 days : 2007-05-31 22:02 ID:Heaven

I have not wanked for FOUR DAYS. I will keep going.

TOTAL FAP SESSIONS IN MAY: 14

I think I'm doing pretty good.

65 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-07 19:52 ID:cj4fD9K9

didn't try.
today : 4.

66 Name: Miruko!!aEYQBq6z : 2007-06-13 19:34 ID:Heaven

Stop fapping.
What a terrible oddissey you have embarked to

67 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-14 20:15 ID:HmT8/s5R

Haven't fapped for seven days. But this morning I... nocturnally emitted... twice :(

68 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-14 22:38 ID:Ak6yuDOF

OK. I think I have you all beat, the longest I have gone without fapping was an entire month while in a mental hospital. The antipsychotics kill sex drive and I'm accustomed to fapping 4x a day.

69 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-14 23:43 ID:rU24qw1i

For some reason I read the title as "No Masturbation Legend"

70 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-14 23:45 ID:rU24qw1i

On topic. I've gone without touching my genitals about two weeks straight. Mostly because windows crashed. I do notice that I masturbate out of sheer boredom sometimes.

71 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-15 06:13 ID:zPg6BY/y

>>70
Idle hands are the devil's playthings, or something like that.

72 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-15 13:59 ID:TzuOqVR7

>I've gone without touching my genitals about two weeks straight. Mostly because windows crashed.

I cannot, for the life of me, discern the connection between these two statements.

73 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-15 14:59 ID:rU24qw1i

>>72

Hmm. Well.. Let's just say there aren't a lot of attractive females in this small town where I live. And I'm a pretty shy guy.

74 Name: sakurasweet : 2007-06-16 08:53 ID:6PcRyWvc

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

75 Name: Captain Bart(13 days) : 2007-06-16 09:16 ID:sbAeG5ZT

surviving

76 Name: TEN DAYS FUCK YEAH : 2007-06-17 14:53 ID:Heaven

>>67
ten days! and the same happened again today >:(

77 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-20 00:14 ID:p2r/CcFp

onanie stopper
ttp://www.onasto.com/

78 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-20 01:18 ID:ZpvK2qkj

>>73
This sounds like the mea culpa of a man who's been caught raping a pig.

79 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-20 12:16 ID:tZE+BbuP

bleh i'm going to do the no-fap-off again. might as well.

80 Name: day thirteen : 2007-06-20 15:06 ID:H02xIZOI

>>79
What's this? Another one of those /b/ challenges? (I haven't been there recently.)

81 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-21 03:22 ID:tZE+BbuP

>>80

nah. just figured i might as well.

82 Name: day fourteen : 2007-06-21 13:03 ID:ZEX+PUlR

All right then, good luck!

And it happened again guys :'(

83 Name: I'm still surviving, fuckers!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2007-06-23 00:06 ID:Heaven

day sixteen

oh fuck, I just saw some great shit on a 'worksafe' board ;_;

Hey, what happens if you have sex. I mean, like, with another person. Do you have to reset your score back to zero? Not that this'll be an issue any time soon for me...

84 Name: day 3.. i think : 2007-06-23 12:39 ID:Heaven

what's so hard about this?

85 Name: (high) score: 18 : 2007-06-25 09:39 ID:Heaven

>>84
Just you wait...

The other night I had a rather strange dream. I was in Woolworths (the shop), and looking at a large shelf of magazines. There were these porno ones that came with a free gift of a box of tissues! I did not buy, or even look inside. I remembered this challenge. I wanted to increase my high score.

86 Name: day zero : 2007-06-26 20:48 ID:Heaven

Reset. Twice.

Eighteen days. My personal best. Planning to beat or at least match my score again, straight away, starting tomorrow. As long as I stay away from the pr0ns, it's not hard. Protip: don't go into your folders to 'organise' your shit. It won't work.

87 Name: day six (high score: 18!E9k1wjKgHI : 2007-07-04 13:39 ID:Heaven

surviving

yeah

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