Alrighty then. Here I am.
Entertain me.
hey hey hey
wtfssssssss..... omg i'm sooooo confused...and tired and like 17 people were poking me in photo
why did we get the one next to the pubes post??
grrrr im talking to myself
My name is Boris. I like dis IFTA yous people talk about.
ummmmm
That's called schizophrenia, hon.
That's called schizophrenia, hon.
eww double post! sorry about that.
ummm, nellie???? y r we on the crazy ppl one..????
omg did not know this...
eh? how'd you determine that?
im awesome
that's nice, dear.
so, anyone else not excited to be editing?
How're the stories?
straaange.
I think mine's set in England...these kids are weird.
mine's set in Lord knows where, and these peeps are in control of the gov't...I fear for their country! (or whatever it is)
mine is sleeeeeepyyyy.
and the punctuation's bad.
idk what else to say about it it's all about sleeeping and wanting to sleep and falling asleep.
and i want to fall asleep!!!
baaaahhhahahahahaaaaa
that's kinda wierd...
UUUUUURRR kinda weird
Ha ha, I have Nellie's!
why is that so funny?
I have James' now but I had Curtis' before...??? whoever they are...
somebody trade with meeeee! please.
and schmerg, if you don't get on right now, Ima go over there and slap your face...and then steal whatever it is you're editing, so I can have done a second piece.
^ Is that a threat or something?
yes. yes, it is.
is there a problem with that?
I didn't think so.
omg i missed the only hint of violence ever... wait for it wait for it..
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! KIIIILLL HER KIIILL HERRRR!!
That's not very nice!
And besides, which one would I kill?
BORIS! Hehehe... you were quite humorous in Moosical Theatre today.
MEh, my story is lonnng.
I'm on like my 17th story...
okay real quick subject change - an excerpt from what i'm reading...
"That's right, he'd lost the capacity to love someone. he had loved his father once, until he stabbed him through the heart in a duel."
HAHA!!!! I like it already!
Why zank you, we Germans aren't normally very friendly, but Iz like ze compliments.
Yeah, thanks. I love doing improv and that was the first thing I came up with.
hi guys
I read your story, Boris, as well as someone named Amber's, and now I'm on Calvin's.
my cp lags lol
I'm German! ^_^ Quite honestly, your accent sounded a tad Indian, but who am I to complain?
Oh great, it's that stupid, annoying kid CALVIN. :)
whos boris, theres no dudes in this class named boris
omg i knowwww
Deathly Lollows!
who r you guys :D
grrrr.stupid typing skills
you are all so friendly!
I'm going to be different.
Hello, Calvin!
Boris wrote the story we both edited.
ummmm im that hot girl over there....
and ftw is a Lollow??
lalalalolololalalaloalaolaolalaoaoaooooo
I... am not going to lie, I'm excited about writing a play.
I'm actually Aria, but last class we were doing improv and I made up this guy named Boris, and people thought it was funny, so that's my name here for today.
mmmkay. is the hallows the 3 things, or the tRAIN STATION ? GODDAMN CAPS lOCK
yay pseudonym! which does NOT equal ghostwriter, fyi, Mrs. Knight.
I used to say "Lolocaust" when people said something funny. I now say "Deathly Lollows" or "Loldemort" in honour of the new Harry Potter book. I'll probably stop soon because it gets annoying really fast.
NOW I ALWAYS SOUND ANGRY BECAUSE ITS ALL CAPS.....STUPID BUTTON...WTF DO i PUSH AGAIN??
A ghostwriter is someone who writes for you and pretends to be you.
Durrr.
The Hallows are the three thingie-majiggers. And I think the scaly whining fetus is Volders, because he was passed out at the same time as Harry, myesss? Eh?
Wait, ack, Nellie's not done is she?
DON'T READ MY PREVIOUS POST, NELLIE! Waves arms like a looney windmill
OMG I LOOK SO HOT RIGHT NOW... MOSTLY BECAUSE i DIDN'T EVEN TRY THIS MORNING. i LOOKED IN A MIRROR LIKE ONCE THIS MORNING. i DID NOT BRUSH MY HAIR...AND LOOK HOW AWESOME IT LOOKS!!!!
haha, poor poppy. smooth, btw.
and how are we supposed to know which cities she's talking about?? obviously WE know, but how is a director to do so??
To italicize things, put **** asterisks around them. See?
O YEAH hp IS HOT TOO
which is so not narcissistic (a poppy)
My hair is a giant fluffy dead wombat that sits on my head laughing at me. (Don't ask how a dead animal can laugh...) but I quite like my hair anyway because it's funny...
dude that's cool!! I think. or is it just one on each side?
haha Donald's a rabid HOBO!!!
Is anyone else not really listening?
but courier new is soo ugly!!
I have to bring in my gorgeous photos of myself dressed as Lucius "Daddy Luscious" Malfoy... long blonde wig and cane ahoy!
NARCISSS--????I DONT SPEAK JAPANESE
Two asterisks on each side makes bold-ness.
yes...just picking up random words. like the next page, which is my cue to turn the page. late, of course, because I'm typing this.
aha so slooow! i'm always like 9 billion posts behind!
BLAAAAA NOT LISTENINGGGG... Flies away to magical fairy-land and parties down with the gnomes int he lollipop trees snorting powder sugar
haha I'll put the cast in your mailbox!!
She's listing a lot of designers, yes?
yes.
That sounds like a sexual innuendo.
GAGAGAGAGAG... ooh! We get to actually write! 'Coo.
HA!
"if you loove to give directions and descriptions"...you fail.
HEH? I MISSED A SEXUAL INNUENDO?
wait so what do we do?
Yum.
waaahahahahahahaaaaAAAAA
WHAT SHOUDL MY PLAY BE ABOUT, YO??
okay so what we do is not 'yum'...so was that a yum to innuendo?
idGET IT
Wacky modern dork King Arthur is now a play.
YUMMY INUENDO
That was a yum to innuendo because I had no idea what else to say...
I was peach-less.
I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A MOON
I WAN TTO GET IN ROMEO'S PANTSSS, YO
alrighty then. give me an idea. now.
NOW!
that is, an idea for my play.
maybe it should be a musical!!
haha there is no think.... ftw?
UMMM, I THINK YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR PREVIOUS STORY
OHHHHH.YESSSS
NARRATORS SUCK
OHHHH.YESSSSS
THEY R TALKING TO MEEEE
I love narrators! they're like a way around 'there is no think'!
and I meant for the plays we write this week. but nice try.
No narrator for me, I'm using a scene from my last story.
really quick - pick one:
birth or conception?
Birth.
thank you!
CONCEPTION< YOOOO