no, it's NOT obvious that I live with my mother!....
hahahahhhhhaaaaa wazzup bitches
oh lord. anybody else?
awwww nellie....why are you so harsh??
grrrrr...stupid story-play-pieceofshit
damned if I know...
but you know me well enough to know how much I mean it (which, in case you'd forgotten or whatever, is not at all)
ohhh nellie. so fluffy yet so confusing..
ummm where is everybody else??
dead. and how do you mean fluffy? for that matter, how do you mean confusing?
wahhhhh????
Love the board name.
And I'm dead, fluffy, and confusing!
This sentence generally sums up my play:
Is there anyone in this stupid town who isn’t either crazy or hasn’t already hired Mustafa Parkington-Smythe to do their chores?
ha. and thank you, I thought I'd give the peeps at 4-ch a little treat. By the way, 4-ch peeps, it's pronounced un-UN-ih-kornz
this sums up my play: the frnch should just reopen their factories, and give Nellie a life while they're at it, because she is obviously lacking one.
I haven't hired Mustafa Parkington-Smythe to do my chores..
And the lead character is named Vlad, and is forced to say 'dagnabit' when any sensible teenage character would be swearing because I do not swear and my mother reads my creative writing work besies.
Heck, and he works for the Grim Reaper. He's not all that believable as a character.
mmmm yumyum
You haven't? Why, Rayneesha, whyever not? He is HAWT.
No... er...actually, Rayneesha and Mustafa are quite wonderful couple names. And then if you got married, your name could be Rayneesa Shallawalladingdong-Parkington-Smythe!
YOU DONT SWEAR?? WELL F THAT SHIZ!! DAMN YOU CAPS LOCK>>>>
OMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGMg I WANT TO BE Rayneesa Shallawalladingdong-Parkington-Smythe!
I can be quite rude when I want to be, though. ^_^
(I kicked Blake Something in the crotch in Sunday school because he is DISGUSTING.)
GET ME CALVIN I NEED HIM TO WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGS AND SILKEN PROMISES OF A BROKEN TOMORROW AGAIN...jkkkk
YOU KICKED SOME KID IN THE CROTCH????HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
What would be a good middle name for Vladimir McGinnis?
I was thinking something simple and monosyllabic...
i can just imagine that:
You smell.
WHAT DID YOU SAY????? TAKE THAT AND THAT< BITCH!!!@!
in SUNDAY SCHOOL< OF COURSE>>> NOT HIS MIDDLE NAME
how does this sound, i whisper sweet nothings and silken promises into youre ear, and you pay me....by the hour. trust me i can make up alot of shit. I like moneyz :D
VLAD" SMIDDLE NAME: BRAD
Toscado is Vlad's middle name, you imbecile!
ummm, no thanks..you can do it for freeeeeeeee....or i can just find some random hoboand give him a script..that could work.
TOscado sounds like tostito like the chips..mmmmm chips
Well, I asked Blake to stop invading my personal space, and he said 'no thanks,' so I told him I had a fantastic idea and it was to shut up, because he kept saying stupid things about me being a prostitute and stufff... only he didn't like my idea about shutting up and he said, "What are you doing here, why aren't you at home taking care of the children?"
And I glared at him and said "Do you WANT to have children, Blake?"
And he said, "With you?"
And I kicked him and then my mom (the teacher)came back into the room with the snack.
Blake is six foot six and he thinks he's cool because he wears lots of chains on his pants, even though he's always tripping over them.
Idiot.
Vlad Brad McGinnis... I like it, except Vlad is short for 'Vladimir,' and I'm not sure Vladimir Brad has the same kick.
I like it. and I'm wondering whether or not my name would be better as humphrey magic-trousers, but that's more of a compound name...
MMMMM>>>SOUNDS HOT>>>> I GUESS I CANT HELP MYSELF WHEN IT COMES TO THE REALLY TALL GOTHY WOMANIZERS AND NO NUTS>>> ANYMORE
ok caps lock is coming offf
Random line:
Vlad: The Grim Reaper lives in Cleveland?
Mr. Deathly: Where else?
ooh imeant without nutsss...yeah oops
Cleveland..the land of the CLeves...idk ive never been there...maybe that's why im not dead
Yes, I'm sure you'd LOVE Blake.
He doesn't even go to our church, 'cause he's an atheist, but he's here on vacation from Oklahoma with his friend Robert, who used to go to my church and then moved away to Oklahoma, only now he's back for the summer and brought Blake the Drip with him.
And Blake thinks it's funny to yell 'Jesus is on crack!' during church at random times.
I'm a van Cleave. would you like to say that to my face?
Wasn't it Humberto Magic-Trousers?
his name could be Vladimir Bradley Shallawalldingdong McGInnizzle
Haha! Is he Wet Blake? or is he like a sex god, but a jerk? or what?
I would listen to ANY rapper named Vladimir, no matter how lousy.
mmmm...sounds like my kind of guy
what? a lousy rapper?