no, it's NOT obvious that I live with my mother!....
hahahaahaaaaaaa Blakey...blakeykins, blakeityblake, bulldiddleakey
Blake... is realllly tall and thin-ish but not extremely, and he has sort of shaggy-ish black hair and sort of almond-ish shaped blue eyes except you can't really see them, and he's one of those guys who thinks that having a few strands of peach fuzz means they have a resplendent moustache and beard.
Dude, he doesn't.
yummy...i love me some blakeityblake in the morning...you know, spread on toast
Bulldiddleakey? I'm going to have to call him that to his face one of these days.
He'd probably kill me though.
He punched me in the face three weeks ago when he was complaining because his muffin didn't have any nuts and I smirked about how appropriate that was. And it actually hurt, too...
Calvin appears to have just woken up...
Awwwwww, No-Nut Bulldiddleakey... I wonder if he likes the banana nut muffins...or the Nutty-Buddyssssss hahahaaa
was he sleeping? never mind, I see that he's gone back to hibernating...
CALVIN!!!!!
Remind me to show you the exciting damage done on my trousers. They are quite wrecked.
What's with the random exclamations of punctuation-ful names?
WHAT ARE YOU EATING????? EWWWWW
If you mean what's Calvin eating, he's eating pretzels 'n' vanilla frosting, yes?
MEhhhhhh, I hate this stoopid play.
AHHHH!!! ARIA!!! NELLIE!!! SCHMERGO!!!! CALVIN!!! RAYNEESHA SHALLAWALLA DINGDONG!!!!! wait, damage on your pants??
Ewwwwww, looks like Bulldidleakey's nuts with skeet on top.....nastyyy
his nonexistant nutsss
I'm not Nellie! I'm Humberto Magic-Trousers! whom I should totally put into my play, except that it's about french and american diplomats...
What's the silliest job you can think of off the top of your head? Vlad is listing all the jobs he can do.
How would you know how Bulldiddleakey's nuts look?
And why are they pretzelly?
Does a kick really do THAT much to them to change them from generally roundish in shape to pretzel-shaped?
And why is this getting so intensely perverted?
The damage on my pants is due to me tripping getting on the bus. The left leg ripped all the way up to the knee.
Not really pleasant... I had to tie it up in a Pants Ponytail.
Heh?? A Pants Ponytail??
My play is going nowhere. He still hasn't gotten off the phone with the Grim Reaper.
Yes. Observe. I'm sticking my leg out into the aisle as we speak... er... type.
OHhhhhh, I have no idea what his nuts look like!! But maybe they were pretzelly before you kicked him!! Who knows???
job - ceiling-sweeper? you know, that gets the cobwebs out of the corners?
And yes, do let's leave the bodily functions behind us. you were, after all, the one who complained about the pubic-hair boards, and here you are with this. perhaps you should join them instead...
yay classical music!
Gorgeous, yes?
Did you trip on a paper cutter?? Normally when I trip I jus fall on my face... I dont pants myself
I tripped on my pants leg and it ripped! (all of my pants are too long... I am a shortie...)
and more yay for atrocious French grammar because I can't remember the past tense of avoir for nous!
OMOMGOMGOGOMGOGOGOGGMGGGGG geeez at least the pube people are friendly....
I'd think they'd be friendly... snort
Er.
Sooooo.... how about them lederhosen? Desperately trying to find a new conversation topic.
ha! I love the embroidered-suspenders look!
Random line from play:
Mr. Deathly: I don't think I'll be requiring any balloon animals, Vladimir.
and they have some crappyass advice....gosh. Lederhosen is only cute on CHihuahuas
and small kittens
I own lederhosen. ^_^ There ARE perks of speaking German.
My stuffed ostrich is wearing them now.
I do not own lederhosen, and am proud. Aren't they men's garments?
My stuffed ostrich is offended by the fact that you did not list ostriches on your list of animals that look cute in lederhosen.
Which by the way is German for 'leather pants.' They must have lost something in translation, because nothing is less hardcore than lederhosen.
and ostriches apparently
I didn't buy the lederhosen for myself! I bought them small enough for my stuffed ostrich!
stuffed ones
His name is Antonio Phelps.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....but why did he need them??? DID YOU KNIT HIM SOME PANTS???
Do you call him Tony? is he a .... mobster??
Yes, Tony is a Jet, and he snaps and shanays a lot. and participates in the occasional hardcore dance-off with the puerto ricans.
OMG ME TOO
Bye