Women can breatfeed babies. (12)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-24 17:40 ID:sfIXSd8o

Discovery of a lifetime.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-25 00:04 ID:qwU7HJhB

I'd say. Not sure what "breatfeed" even is, let alone that women are now allowed to do this to poor, defenceless babies; i am truley sorry for your lots.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-25 00:28 ID:KjnQMfMf

Maybe it's beet juice from the breast.

...disturbing.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-25 01:42 ID:pmrv38R7

How is babby formed?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-25 03:41 ID:Heaven

>>4
i find them outside in my shed

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-25 15:40 ID:n1Mq7zuo

>>5

Sorry, but I was running out of places to put them.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-26 02:47 ID:ZiW6zJ3j

Hi this is 1's classmate.
I sincerely apologize on behalf of >>1 for his starting this shitty thread.
I'd also like to take this opportunity to shed to some light as to why >>1 is behaving like this.
It was a typical day at school during free (study) time.
All of the sudden, >>1's piercing screams rang throughout the classroom: "Stop it OO-kun!!".
As I turned to see what was happening, there was >>1, locked in a full nelson, roughed up by some bullies.
One of the bullies, A-kun, could hardly contain his laughter as he proceeded to remove >>1's belt.
Yes that's right, these bullies were trying to depants >>1.
>>1 was kicking and struggling to break free, but the bullies physically subdued >>1 by grabbing his legs.
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!!" (cont.)

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-26 02:47 ID:ZiW6zJ3j

(Rrriiipp)
But the deed was done... A-kun had finally removed >>1's pants.
(flip-flop-flap)
>>1's penis was exposed for all to see.
At that moment, the entire class erupted into hysterical laughter: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
>>1's penis was a textbook case of a phimosis (a medical condition where the foreskin is attached to the glans of the penis by connective tissue) afflicted small weewee.
To make matters worse, it was more like some kind of a wart or a pimple rather than an actual penis.
Plus it even gave off an unpleasant odor.
At that moment I (slightly) sympathized with >>1.
As I looked around I noticed that the girls in the class were pointing and laughing at >>1's penis.
"Ewwww!! Gross!!!"
"Look at that thing!"
"That's so nasty!"
"Grotesque even!"
As for >>1, all of his hopes of preventing his depantsing had been utterly crushed.
He had his pecker exposed in front of every single girl in the class.
Unable to handle the sheer humiliation and the embarrassment, >>1 broke down in to tears.He was crying so hysterically that I thought he had totally lost it.
In fact, maybe he did lose it... We'll never know for sure.
Ever since that day, >>1 stopped coming to school.
He's locked himself up in his room, and he spends everyday venting his frustrations by starting shitty threads on 4ch.
Next year, we have to take our high school entrance exams. Needless to say it's a very important time for us.
I want you guys to help cheer him up. Show him some support!
Tell him that we all have to deal with hardships from time to time! (like the other day I dropped 10 yen in the sewer)
As for >>1... I don't care if it's next Monday... Just come back to school ok?

9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-27 07:38 ID:Heaven

Women can breaSt feed babies, though. Which might seem obvious, but sure as hell isn't for too many.
"Oh no! It would be far too inconvenient to flop my boob out of my shirt and feed my baby when it's hungry outside of the privacy of my home! Think of how shameful it would be to do something this natural that my body was designed for! I'll just feed it baby formula from head to finish instead!"

Babies are to have breast milk unless there is a damned good reason for why not. Preferably from the mom, but another female or the dad or some guy will work too. Breast milk contains a lot of important substances Nestle and the others will have damned great difficulties of topping.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-02 12:49 ID:RoC++QGI

Women can breathe underwater.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-05 05:02 ID:94sIRJ0X

>>4

I think it has something to do with some sort of stork run delivery service...

12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-06 16:16 ID:Heaven

>>10
I wish mine could, then she could give much better head.

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