I need money, but I don't want to get a job.
Any ideas?
Prostitution.
>>2
That's kind of like a job. I would have to work at specific hours and my pimp would "tax" me.
Also, I'm ugly and male.
Beg outside a Wal-Mart. You'll make more money than the cahiers inside.
If you are a Westerner, you had better come to Japan. Then, you will probably succeed in prostituting.
Offer to let people punch you in the face for $20.
Since you are ugly, you can charge a premium.
As you get more gruesome due to this abuse, they will pay more for the pleasure of assaulting your ugly mug.
Eventually your face will be so messed up you can join a gimp show or call it a disability and collect benefits.
Serious answer: Babysitting.
>>13
I heard that Northern Europe countries are developed in the social security. You can throw all of your fortune away 'cos you survive in the end.
I envy you.
Go gamble...high risk, high return!
mwahahahahaha what kind of nasty stingy country doesn't let students be on the dole? How are you supposed to study properly and support yourself at the same time?
We get student loans and a bursary, but we're left with nothing after paying rent and whatnot.
>>19
Unless you're living in a high-rent area (in which case, why the fuck haven't you moved out?), I'm assuming that "whatnot" is booze and porn.
Therefore, stop spending money on booze and porn. Voila, inexplicably, you have extra amounts of money.
>>20
I'd assume 'whatnot' is food, utilities, transportation and medical coverage.
Also, who pays for porn anyway?