Seriously, I just caught a thief.
He was sneaking in through the back window, and I was coming home and heard noises so I got my bat. It was crazy, I made small noises but he was still working the locks, so I just whacked him! And I kept going for a few times because I didn't want him to get my bat. Anyways, someone called the police and everything is squared away and fine now.
I'm so on edge, but I feel great too. Like no one is as great as me this moment right here, and the first person I think to tell is 4-ch.
He was trying to steal stuff, and wearing a standard "thief" look. Now I've got an alarm system.
Dave, something terrible happened to Jim on the way to your house. Ten minutes after he left I totally remembered what I had been blanking out on all day. I tried calling to remind him about the confetti and the.... oh my god...
> a standard "thief" look
I have no idea why they always wear those black/white horizontally striped shirts. Did he drop his sack with a dollar sign on it?
lol, suprise buttsecks.
that sounds really scary! i don't know what i would have done if i were in your situation.. i probably would have just frozen up.
>Now I've got an alarm system.
The act of beating the tar out of a crook might just black list you from being robbed again. But I guess it's better to be safe than sorry.
>>13 OP here the thief woke up in the hospitable. I feel so embarrassed now, because he explained that he was only fixing the lock.
He thought maybe someone might break in, so he took manners into his own hands.
Oh wow, silly me. We still get together on Thursdays and get tea!
>>14
Wait, really? Damn man that was pretty nice of him.
>>14 Was a troll, because it was me. hihi
I have a band of thieves all ready.
I just fucked a thief.
Seriously, I just fucked a thief.
She was sneaking in through the back window, and I was fapping in my room and heard noises so I got an even bigger errection. It was crazy, I made small noises but she was still working with my cock, so I just fucked her! And I kept going for a few times because I didn't want her to get out of my house. Anyways, someone called the police and everything is squared away and i'm so lonely again.
I'm so on edge, but I feel great too. Like no one is as great as me this moment right here, and the first person I think to tell is 4-ch.