Let's talk about the manliest things you've done. (47)

1 Name: zerdzer : 2008-12-19 06:16 ID:KjursRb5

Yep.

For me, well, I just tried to cook a potato and some canned chili in the microwave, but it didn't work.

I scrubbed the potato, poked holes in it and everything. I felt that wasn't enough for dinner, so I poured canned chili all over it. I heated it for a good six minutes in the microwave, covered. The potato turned out hot, yet raw and hard. The chili touching the bowl was partially burnt. I ate it all anyways.

( ゚ -゚)

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-22 23:43 ID:Heaven

Holy shit dude you totally could have died

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-23 06:16 ID:dCd9ZZgt

I'm not wearing underwear. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-24 05:55 ID:6d0do4un

I don't remember the last time I changed pants.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-24 15:36 ID:hbUDtDc3

I'm a panda.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-25 01:59 ID:xEjNh8go

>>4
What are these pants you speak of?

7 Name: faggot : 2008-12-29 04:21 ID:Set243Av

instead of washing my cloths in the coin quick wash place, i buy new shirts of goodwill.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-29 23:15 ID:P/TmktSm

I sucked my best friend's cock to save his life.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-31 21:25 ID:oeUSdTe9

I had my best friend suck my cock to save my life.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-31 22:16 ID:Heaven

I convinced two dumbasses that one of them would die unless the other one sucked his cock.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-31 23:10 ID:Heaven

i got it all tape

12 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-01 20:59 ID:Heaven

>>7

People died in those shirts.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-02 15:33 ID:DUbpNYWM

that makes >>7 even more manly.

I routinely wear clothing I got from a dead man. To sleep, AND to work.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-03 20:02 ID:45Q/jF4a

i fucked a girl

15 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-03 22:59 ID:g0I6E+Nb

I videotaped someone fucking a girl.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-04 17:47 ID:DTMRkBDx

I wore a thick workshirt and old jeans and chopped down a tree. With an axe. And then cut it up with a saw.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-07 16:22 ID:kpigWe7K

While camping at a campground way out somewhere, I took a trail through the woods, then went off the trail. I eventually got lost and tried to find my way back.

Avoided some scary looking guys who might've been lumberjacks of some sort. Came out at some kind of farm. Jumped over a few barb wire fences until I was in a pen with bulls on the other side running towards me. Made it to the other side and out of the pen just before they got there, tearing my pants in the process. Eventually, got out of the farm or whatever, and onto a street. Relied on my sense of direction and the postion of the sun to figure out how to get back to the campground.

All this while making sure my two younger siblings were okay, and lifting them over fences. I was like, 12 at teh time.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-09 20:02 ID:495zWcET

>>17
while your tale of finding your way back was manly, the way you got into that position was stupid. And involving kids? not cool.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-10 23:14 ID:lhAv1/MZ

Yeah, that's more motherly than manly.
A man would have punched those lumberjacks in their soft, flannel-covered bellies and then wrestled those cows into hamburger and new leather pants.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-11 10:05 ID:P/TmktSm

I didn't stop fucking my girlfriend even after she told me to. I kept that raging erection for three hours. Bitch if you want to fuck then we will fuck and I will fuck you until my dick falls off.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-11 19:55 ID:kpigWe7K

>while your tale of finding your way back was manly, the way you got into that position was stupid. And involving kids? not cool.

But I was a kid myself.

And I had walked on the more "official" trails before. This was the second time I tried to go on a non-official trail, and wandered off a bit.

I've walked a lot of trails before and sense, and generally have a good sense of direction, so it's really never been a problem.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-18 22:03 ID:bJy0ms7K

I masturbated in a middle school locker room, after the rest of my class went outside. Is that manly or just weird?

23 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-18 22:23 ID:UWN30smo

I sucked a dick once

24 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-19 04:10 ID:Heaven

>>23

this's very manly, as it takes a lot of courage and stupidity, but, still... no.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-24 01:44 ID:oBfY9v3z

Wastin' food! That and punchin' stuff.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-24 05:06 ID:DJkTcyba

I beat up a black man once.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-25 16:03 ID:wM5CVpm0

I'm quitting internet.

now.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-25 18:07 ID:1QENFYK0

Today I had a very hot slim jim while drinking black colombian coffee.

Beat that

29 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-25 23:21 ID:qANihw3j

>>28

I shaved half of my face.
I left the over half hairy just so people know I could be a lumberjack if I really wanted.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-27 02:18 ID:Heaven

>>27 are you quitting life too?

I just insulted someone on the internet. Can't get any manlier than that.

Manly captcha for this post is raw.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-28 02:30 ID:BClj+4uY

>are you quitting life too?
>I just insulted someone on the internet.

I shed a single, manly tear at man's inhumanity to man.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-28 03:27 ID:qANihw3j

>>31

I laughed a hearty manly laugh that effectively masks my sympathy.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-29 19:11 ID:xjVNjkzI

I raped a woman while drinking a beer and then perfectly crushed the beer on her forehead. Man it was awesome! I got some high-fives from my bros after that.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-29 19:14 ID:xjVNjkzI

Oh yeah, and then I set this gay couples' front porch on fire because they weren't MANLY like me.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-01 08:12 ID:WO7rGqXU

I unlocked my front door with a .38 revolver.

36 Name: Broski : 2009-02-02 20:19 ID:g+FRNPy0

I took the hugest shit of my life in 8th grade and clogged the toilet and pissed everyone off. Then I grew a beard right after and had ever girl wanting my nuts because they were "furry".

Shit was so cash.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-02 21:55 ID:nS6IAM1R

I uppercutted a mountain lion when I was in the Grand Tetons.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-03 01:17 ID:mmKPQsiq

For lunch I had a Waldorf salad with fine sparkling water, and then I played a round of croquet at the gentlemen's country club.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-03 15:24 ID:7eifeXHv

Bro, we said MANLY, not gentlemanly.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-03 19:21 ID:mmKPQsiq

>39

Well that's the way I roll, biatch.

41 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-03 19:26 ID:93KlyWx3

>>40

Fair enough dawg

42 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-05 02:03 ID:bJy0ms7K

Today I was the troll in this vdeo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI7QUJfkvI

43 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-07 15:13 ID:qANihw3j

>>42
That reminds me; I ate a pencil.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-10 22:36 ID:YVtN0XK9

i witnessed a goatse.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-11 05:35 ID:gDfPMuY2

>>43

That reminds me; When I was in second grade someone made a mudpie and was daring everyone to eat it. Nobody would, but when he dared me I didn't want to be made fun of so I calmly and cooly said "You guys are pussies", took a bite, swallowed, and walked away. In truth I wanted to throw up, but I just kept acting like it was no big deal. Everyone thought I was the coolest thing ever.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-11 08:51 ID:Heaven

>>45
that wasn't really mud.

47 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-22 19:46 ID:Xf92/ixb

My gf was annoyed with me at a music fest last year because I spent an entire day off my face on anything I could buy. So I ate a spoonful of Marmite. That won her back.

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