While monitoring a hacker chat-room, I observed that one of the hackers suggested typing “about:mozilla” into a web-browser, he claimed that something cool would happen. I put this code into Microsoft’s newest IE7 and nothing at all happened. Next I theorized that this might be a hacker code which would only work in the computer hacker’s favorite web-browser. I downloaded a copy of Mozilla FireFox onto a quarantine computer and typed the code in, and the results were shocking:
Every copy of Mozilla Firefox includes a hidden tract from the Satanist “Book of Mozilla”. Young impressionable kids in communist blue-states might be exposed to this kind of literature. Is this part of a liberal plan to turn young Americans away from God?
I saw a red page which contained a single quotation from a Satanist tract calling itself “The Book of Mozilla”. I searched MSN for more information about this book, and was astonished to find that despite being quoted from extensively no such book has ever been in print in America. Could this hidden book explain the motivations of the hackers who created Mozilla FireFox?
In order to find out I went to a hacker BBS called “IRC”, this is the place where Mozilla hackers are known to “hang out”. I asked a number of developers where I might find this book, but most denied it’s existence or claimed that it was “merely a joke”. Typical of linux hackers to joke about the anti-christ.
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2007/01/31/mozilla-exposed.aspx
TristanShuddery: Where can I find a copy of the “Book of Mozilla”? I’m a homosexual anti-American computer hacker just like you, so I need this book.
Lol, is he comedian? cause i can't take this seriously.
I haven't read any other page yet, but I'm 100% sure the whole site is an awesome troll.
And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced.
But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird.
The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire
and thunder upon them. For the beast had been
reborn with its strength renewed, and the
followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15
This thread better be an attempt (failed) at sarcasm.
what a crummy copy pastry.
TEH CARPY POSTAH ZOMG
NEED UR LOV
OMFG IT'S GODZILLA
Use a good browser like Mosaic (hell, ANY good browser), and you won't get stupid messages like you find in Mozilla's products.
>>13
You're so cool, going against the grain like that! Tell me more about your subversive and original opinions!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Mozilla
Debunk'd.
Firefox 2.0 is a pretty good browser that conforms to the standards of most browsers while adding some nice features and being a whole hell of a lot more reliable and useable than Internet Explorer.
Holy shit I lol'd hard.
"Young impressionable kids in communist blue-states might be exposed to this kind of literature. Is this part of a liberal plan to turn young Americans away from God?"
This made me like Firefox even more.
>>17 and me hate you more. i'll pull the string as soon as i know your name.
now i wanna try that and see if it works. I dont have mozilla though...
Post the chat room link
I'll try it when I get home. I have Firefox Portable on me, but it doesn't work there.