Mozilla Firefox Exposed (21)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-18 13:13 ID:D6TpCE+U

While monitoring a hacker chat-room, I observed that one of the hackers suggested typing “about:mozilla” into a web-browser, he claimed that something cool would happen. I put this code into Microsoft’s newest IE7 and nothing at all happened. Next I theorized that this might be a hacker code which would only work in the computer hacker’s favorite web-browser. I downloaded a copy of Mozilla FireFox onto a quarantine computer and typed the code in, and the results were shocking:

Every copy of Mozilla Firefox includes a hidden tract from the Satanist “Book of Mozilla”. Young impressionable kids in communist blue-states might be exposed to this kind of literature. Is this part of a liberal plan to turn young Americans away from God?

I saw a red page which contained a single quotation from a Satanist tract calling itself “The Book of Mozilla”. I searched MSN for more information about this book, and was astonished to find that despite being quoted from extensively no such book has ever been in print in America. Could this hidden book explain the motivations of the hackers who created Mozilla FireFox?

In order to find out I went to a hacker BBS called “IRC”, this is the place where Mozilla hackers are known to “hang out”. I asked a number of developers where I might find this book, but most denied it’s existence or claimed that it was “merely a joke”. Typical of linux hackers to joke about the anti-christ.

2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-18 16:10 ID:f3JoGG9g

TristanShuddery: Where can I find a copy of the “Book of Mozilla”? I’m a homosexual anti-American computer hacker just like you, so I need this book.

Lol, is he comedian? cause i can't take this seriously.

3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-18 18:09 ID:D6TpCE+U

I haven't read any other page yet, but I'm 100% sure the whole site is an awesome troll.

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-24 21:33 ID:G0+OAZhd


It's not Satanist. Do your homework.



5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-25 13:41 ID:Heaven

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced.
But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird.
The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire
and thunder upon them. For the beast had been
reborn with its strength renewed, and the
followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-26 02:47 ID:XHfMiUrC

This thread better be an attempt (failed) at sarcasm.

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-01 19:22 ID:Heaven

what a crummy copy pastry.

8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-28 01:56 ID:yrQ9HM+a



9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-29 04:17 ID:Heaven



10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-05 10:28 ID:Heaven


11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-07 02:00 ID:b3JrN2x6


12 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-07 12:19 ID:Heaven


13 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-10 07:46 ID:c2GeHK5p

Use a good browser like Mosaic (hell, ANY good browser), and you won't get stupid messages like you find in Mozilla's products.

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15 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-12 04:59 ID:Heaven

You're so cool, going against the grain like that! Tell me more about your subversive and original opinions!

16 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-06-26 20:39 ID:gjm2oeZB


Firefox 2.0 is a pretty good browser that conforms to the standards of most browsers while adding some nice features and being a whole hell of a lot more reliable and useable than Internet Explorer.

17 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-06-29 18:36 ID:DKq2j3uJ

Holy shit I lol'd hard.
"Young impressionable kids in communist blue-states might be exposed to this kind of literature. Is this part of a liberal plan to turn young Americans away from God?"
This made me like Firefox even more.

18 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-07-01 20:35 ID:Heaven

>>17 and me hate you more. i'll pull the string as soon as i know your name.

19 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-07-10 22:44 ID:B8vg4YSR

now i wanna try that and see if it works. I dont have mozilla though...

20 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-30 13:54 ID:NVip7RVK

Post the chat room link

21 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-31 15:13 ID:695Ak6xl

I'll try it when I get home. I have Firefox Portable on me, but it doesn't work there.

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