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1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-02-10 12:57 ID:l8i+y9Py

I am posting this kopipe here. It is my opinion that this kopipe is good, despite originating in 4chan's "random" board. I have included the post numbers for posterity. Thank you.

Anyways, >>53507259, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Scientology a while ago; you know, Scientology?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Anon Protest" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Scientology just because it's anon protest, fool.
It's only anon protest, A-N-O-N PROTEST for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Scientology, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna shout desu." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you anon protest if you get out of those seats.
Scientology should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Yo holmes to Bel Aire!"
Who in the world sings the Fresh Prince theme nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to sing the Fresh Prince theme?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "lolwut"?
Coming from a Scientology veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, OT IX.
That's right, OT IX. This is the vet's way of going up the bridge.
OT IX means more clear than a wog. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the lawyers from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>53507259, should just stick with /b/.

2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-02-10 12:58 ID:Heaven

Also, the above post does not endorse raiding or flash mobs.

3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-02-12 01:15 ID:Heaven

Doesn't even make sense. Bah humbug.

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-02-15 21:07 ID:Heaven

It's all right, acceptable.
But still too good for Random.

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