and kept as a gimp?
Yeah, I'll torture and rape you every day, but there's room and board, and you can leech off my wireless too!
How much is rent?
The rape is how you pay rent.
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How fast is your internet connection?
And whats the food like?
10Mbps, but if you need the deal sweetened, I can call the cable provider to have it sped up.
I'm kind of an amateur chef, so while the food may not be restaurant-quality, it'll definitely make you forget you're in a filthy, fear-soaked dungeon.
Sounds too luxurious for me.
i'll speak freely: i'm a bit suspicious. is there something you aren't telling us?
Lol, everytime i heard the word "gimp" i immediately think of pulp fiction, haha is your buddy cop gonna join in the fun? 2 guys deserves a ps3.
Everytime I hear the word "GIMP", I think of everything that is wrong with open-source and consider stabbing people.
>So how can I leech off your wireless while I'm shackled to the wall?
I'll leave a laptop with a large hard drive in easy reach.
Also, no buddy cop, I'll be doing all the rape on my own, thank you.
Internet addicts more like internment addicts ( ˃ ヮ˂).
Discribe the rape for us? ARe you going to be rough or not?
Do we have to pay rent?
What color are the walls? I like a nice eggplant...
I'm holding out for a 401(k) plan.
how do i take a shower?
pictures of the dungeon or gtfo
Yeah yeah. You still haven't told us the catch.