Who wants to be chained to the wall in my basement (23)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-11 13:26 ID:Heaven

and kept as a gimp?

Yeah, I'll torture and rape you every day, but there's room and board, and you can leech off my wireless too!

2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-12 00:46 ID:MoPewwya

How much is rent?

3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-12 04:06 ID:Heaven

>>2

The rape is how you pay rent.

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-12 20:49 ID:ru02xdp8

>>1
How fast is your internet connection?
And whats the food like?

5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-12 22:09 ID:Heaven

>>4

10Mbps, but if you need the deal sweetened, I can call the cable provider to have it sped up.

I'm kind of an amateur chef, so while the food may not be restaurant-quality, it'll definitely make you forget you're in a filthy, fear-soaked dungeon.

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-12 22:49 ID:Ge4WnWXp

Sounds too luxurious for me.

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-13 05:54 ID:2bX1DBJI

i'll speak freely: i'm a bit suspicious. is there something you aren't telling us?

8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-14 01:56 ID:kOXv6ZAS

Lol, everytime i heard the word "gimp" i immediately think of pulp fiction, haha is your buddy cop gonna join in the fun? 2 guys deserves a ps3.

9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-14 10:02 ID:eAxNGCRh

>>8
...me too

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-14 19:49 ID:K0Objpe6

So how can I leech off your wireless while I'm shackled to the wall? Someone obviously hasn't quite thought this through...

11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-15 08:04 ID:jcom2oxR

Everytime I hear the word "GIMP", I think of everything that is wrong with open-source and consider stabbing people.

12 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-15 14:57 ID:Heaven

>So how can I leech off your wireless while I'm shackled to the wall?

I'll leave a laptop with a large hard drive in easy reach.

Also, no buddy cop, I'll be doing all the rape on my own, thank you.

13 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-19 05:40 ID:jTMNyQDo

Internet addicts more like internment addicts ( ˃ ヮ˂).

14 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-06-17 03:20 ID:7YbuDjoZ

Discribe the rape for us? ARe you going to be rough or not?

15 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-06-17 04:14 ID:BbZeF18o

Do we have to pay rent?

16 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-09 21:43 ID:Wx339AJI

under the chains >>1 to basement

17 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-03-11 12:47 ID:Flm3HI06

>>15 lrn2read >>3
Sounds like a sweet deal. What kind of laptop, though?

18 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-12 23:43 ID:4O4H5GPg

What color are the walls? I like a nice eggplant...

19 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-10 00:36 ID:6aQt//an

I'm holding out for a 401(k) plan.

20 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2011-06-05 05:08 ID:vH+3QIKr

how do i take a shower?

21 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2011-06-16 05:42 ID:Z/0J88j4

>>20
don't put the lotion on your skin

22 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2011-06-16 11:27 ID:bDolylXU

pictures of the dungeon or gtfo

23 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2011-07-01 10:37 ID:Heaven

Yeah yeah. You still haven't told us the catch.

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