Spanish Cactus Story (16)

1 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-04 20:21 ID:mysV5lt8

Share your spanish storys that feature a cactus!!!

2 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-05 00:09 ID:HwXV3wkU

I've been speaking spanish for over 22 years now and I've never heard a story about cactus.

3 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-05 02:56 ID:iorc6nz3

¡Los cactus no son interesantes!

4 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-05 08:54 ID:yN15oipa

Fact: Spanish-speakers are actually genetically closer to succulents, rather than cacti (as is often thought).

5 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-06 15:52 ID:mysV5lt8

Ok OP here, I'll bite. For spanish class we have to write a story (in spanish) about a cactus, and I'm to lazy to write it myself.

6 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-07 02:49 ID:Qxy/nCWk

The Cactus Story
by Bartholomew J. Spanish

Once there was a cactus.
It didn't do much, because it was just a damn cactus in the middle of the fucking dessert.
A wild dog pissed on it once, but that's about it.

The End

7 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-07 12:39 ID:yN15oipa


What is a cactus doing in a dessert, pray tell?

8 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-07 13:27 ID:A003cXzZ

It felt that it needed isolation.

9 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-07 15:05 ID:yN15oipa


Surely a desert would be better: I feel the cactus would only find ice cream, perhaps syrup, in a dessert.

10 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-07 23:14 ID:Qxy/nCWk

Ice cream was the Cactus' comfort food.

11 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-08 00:41 ID:KG4WZ+L+

Sounds unhealthy.

Is obesity a problem among the cactus population?

12 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-09 15:56 ID:7nK2ZpC3

once there was a cactus. A spanish person came and ate it. Nobody ever understood a word they said afterwards.

13 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2007-12-24 00:48 ID:Heaven

Había una vez un cactus. Este cactus era muy, muy seco. Un día, bebió un vaso de agua. Pero, no fue agua, sino veneno. El cactus se murió, y a nadie le importaba para siempre. Fin.

Que triste una cuenta.

14 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2008-01-01 07:40 ID:gWceEiXc

este cactus es muy muy gordo...como mi pene!!!!!


15 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2008-02-14 19:58 ID:6YsvZiAD

ke historia tan mamona!!! No manchez! pero sabes ke? Esta historia esta a toda madre!!

16 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2008-04-16 19:26 ID:vFPXOr9G

Hay un cactus solo en un arenal de Extremadura. De sí mismo germinó otro cactus, y de él otro y del otro otro más.

Un cactus le dijo al otro "tu no eres un cactus", y el otro dijo: "si, y más que tú!".

Un buitre pasó por encima de ellos diciéndose a sí mismo: "está claro que para un cactus otro cactus no es cactus"

The End

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