Hahaha, I'm not a complete idiot, lol. Just a partial idiot...
I have been to Japan before, and I am making this a budget trip by all means. I have found inns to stay in that are $30 a night. When I need to spend money, I will spend it. I have the credit limit and I have a job that I can always put more hours into.
I have friends to stay with also for a few nights.
I do everything with common sense in mind. Even though the trip itself was spontaneous and drastic, I have done the research.
One of my number one goals for Japan, even if the girl thing does not work out at all, is to go to the Iron Chef Italian's restaurant and possibly meet him. That would just be awesome.