Simple my dear, 14.

I tried these tactics to much success, but found many disappointments. I'm one of these people who have no problem picking up women, but find that I don't really like them. I'm not queer or nothing and I have really, really unique standards.

I mean some of them look good and all that, but when you have deep conversations it's all "blah blah blah drama queen, blah blah blah when are we going to shack up, blah blah blah can I borrow 50 bucks for a new outfit, blah blah blah vote for John Kerry, he windsurfs, blah blah blah blah meet my parents"

For a nihilist, this is not good conversation. Plus many females I have come across have like stupidly diametrically opposing political beliefs from mine. I'm a quasi-fascist, right leaning libertarian nihilist. And everyones all liberal and stuff. Even like the "republican" girls are all dowdy and liberal too. But that's ok. That's just what I believe, and they believe different and I REFUSE to "hook up" with a girl in spite of my beliefs because then I'll just have to suffer for the nookie which isn't even all that great.

Basically, nobody I know is like Hotaru. But I still feel my tactics are useful