When we first met I was dressed as a girl, but was obviously a boy. (It was fancy dress mothers day, I went as my friends mother)
She asked me what type of people I liked, because she likes girls and boys. My answer was "well I like you" and so it was done.
I didn't know it at the time but she had a bf right then, who was at the same club, not 30 feet away.
I luckily avoided a fight, but they'd broken up anyway.
We flirted heavily for the next few weeks, she acquired herself a gf and I slept around - then we went on dates with each other and became a couple, she broke up with her gf and then it was good. then she broke up with me a week later because she likes girls and can't bring herself to be intimate with a guy because of some shit that happened when she was 11 >:(
but she still messages me and I got a postcard from her (shes on holiday) and she said this to my myspace
"Hello there my pasty friend!!!
I just like well chavved it up in Agia Napa, the blaring, headache inducing capital of Cyprus!!!! And with a bit of RnB dancing.
HOPE YOURE OK!!!!!!
Ha, i went swimming at 5 in the morning. Well good.
And i got slightly berated by jacks dad for showering too much and using up all of the crusty jacks grandparetns hot water. As if.
Oh yeh, see you at the club this friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah, xxxxx "
shes on holiday with her gay friend jack who has a crush on me btw
:(((((
lol this is what happens when you dress up like a girl
shit happens
>her gay friend jack who has a crush on me btw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
hook up with jack
I don't want to hook up with Jack. he's ugly, 16 years old, and confused.
Though he's not overweight and not all that ugly really, I like her.
dressing up as a girl = attracting lesbianzzzzzzz??????
; _;
>>dressing up as a girl = attracting lesbianzzzzzzz??????
No, more like, if you're the kind of guy who would slip into a dress, you're in the mental state and cultural zone for getting entangled in this kind of shit. Your jaded sanity and categorizable sexuality hangs on a thin thread my friend, soon it will all be gone and your inner child will be like "lol wtf happen?!?".
Nonetheless, this was the comical relief of my day.
Fucking chavs GTFO
I'm not a chav ? _?
she's on holiday
and we met in a rockclub
and lol, chav's dressing like girls?
seriously, you went out with her for a week, fool around with her for a bit more. but she is not your girlfriend, never was. at most she was a a friend with benefits. be glad she didnt leave you for another guy, at least you have the comfort of knowing that she doesnt like you because you are a dude. stop being emo.
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lol, threads like this is why I read /love/ every now and then.