Here is the deal yo (14)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-22 06:07 ID:+0c19/rr

This seems stupid as hell but...

There is a woman in question whom I would "like to get to know better". I don't know her very well myself and I've only admired her from afar. She appears to be nice, intelligent, yada yada but what is most attractive is that she is relaxed as hell and nothing bothers her. I mean at all. She's definately single and my friends are friends with her so it would not be impossible to meet her in a casual way (though it's yet to happen).

Now for problems: She is a year older than me, she has graduated so college is around the corner, I don't know alot about her. Also, this would be the first time I've tried to "get with" someone.

I would like to think I'm not hopeless. I assume I'm moderately attractive but thats a major assumption. I can't drive and I'm broke as hell. So basically I somehow need to infiltrate her social connections to meet her on a regular basis, present myself as mature and wordly despite this being my first time, and turn up the crunk to ungodly levels. I need some damn good advice soon, as the summer is more than half-way through.

Either that or post some links to some seriously good porn.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-22 06:29 ID:CC3dU3kq

Seeing that you are trying to act black, you must be white.

So cracka, you just try talking to her? Next time you get the chance, talk to her, get her contact info and talk some more. By the way, do not turn up the crunk. Since acting 'crunk' is unnatural for you, it will mess you up. So don't act 'crunk' unless you want to look Dit-Dee-Dee retarded!

No need to infiltrate her social connections if you can just go straight to her. You said you are friends of her friends, so you are bound to meet up with her. If not, start hanging out with her friends through your friends and just work your way until you reach her. But that is the long and stupid way. Just talk to her.

Oh, I hope you are going to the same or near her college because, since summer is almost over...you might not have a chance.

Keep it real fo sho whitey

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-22 06:31 ID:y9JXQq0t

1) http://www.not4chan.org
2) Just walk up to her and start talking to her. Make it look natural. If you see her having toruble with her books, ask to carry them. Or something. Find some non-creepy subtle way to worm your way into her life. The most important thing is having an opportunity to converse with her.

Disclaimer: I don't know what I'm talking about.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-26 06:40 ID:Heaven

I would think you might as well get some sort of practice. Might as well work on your social skills, but don't get your hopes up. Not many of us here actually have experience in that field (I might be wrong).

But I dunno, if you like see her in a store or you can have your friends like set up an event with here there, maybe you can approach her and go, "Oh hey, weren't you in Chemistry (or another) class?" (Uh, assuming she was in your Chemistry class...)

If she answers yes (or something of the sort), you can maybe branch out on other topics like "Yeah, that teacher was lame" or "So where're you planning on going next year?" and stuff. If you're starting to run out of things to say, just pretend you have to go somewhere or something. You don't want to drag out a boring conversation. And end with "See you around sometime" (I'm not sure how you'd get her contact info though...)

And if she says no, then say something like "You don't remember me? Hm. Oh I know, I'm your friend's (<- I would insert a real name there) friend." And then you can start branching out. Good luck.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 20:56 ID:MevPBFMZ

>> I somehow need to infiltrate her social connections

Also save the hostages and destroy Metal Gear.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 23:50 ID:rRy9CtDA

how about some good porn then?

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-02 01:40 ID:bAww6Wxg

>>5

i love you

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-02 02:51 ID:u+i6Xs8w

the best thing you can do is wait untill someday she takes the train and get in the same train she gets in without her knowing, and wait untill some drunk guy bugs her and save her!
after that she will ask for your adress to send a "thank you gift"
and when you recieved the gift with her phone number you ask us for help, ok?

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-02 02:58 ID:u+i6Xs8w

sorry about that comment i just couldnt resist.
"clears throat"

Battle stations!
ok here's a strategy:
you can always ask her friends about her, like whats she interested in etc etc.

10 Name: Troll!!6MhJ5+eg : 2006-08-02 05:12 ID:Z51OlHC8

>>8, it would be interesting to see a remake of Densha Otoko 4ch style. It wouldn't have the same title though. Hahaha!

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-02 13:42 ID:u+i6Xs8w

>>10
the story about Deal Man on b-channel

12 Name: TokyoJapan22 : 2006-08-02 16:25 ID:3AnSZNza

If only we were all Densha.

13 Name: Love fiasco-guy : 2006-08-03 11:57 ID:hSgfVvFe

Kitaaaaaaaaaaaaa

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 12:25 ID:E7pFT6MJ

>>1

If she appears to be right for you, you shouldn't hesitate. You'll just have regrets. I think girls like honesty. I am not really much help cause I have no experience, but if you take anything way, just do it! Of course, I don't know if I myself would have the courage, but maybe you can do what I cannot.

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