hi everyone, my name is fart man. im ur teacher. i know everything about "love and romance" so ask me any questions u like

Are mothers looser than normal women?

Fartman why does my asshole throb after I masturbate?
(I'm a chick.)

fartman will you be my bitch?

get on your knees fart man, Im the teacher now.

whoa there buddy, you forgot to sage.

>>2
other way around
>>3
because ur ass gets loose after u masturbate(stop sticking ur finger too hard into it while u r masturbating). there shuld be some dirt on ur panties.
>>4
sure. u can suck my delicious cock.
>>5
ur application has been rejected

hey u commmmmmmmooooooooon! ask me sommmmmue quuuuuuuuuuestionnnm!

>>8
no

>>1
>>7
>>8
omg who keeps using my name, looser i'm the only fart man

Where can I buy beeeeeeeer

riiiiiiiighteouuus, bro

I am looking to court a fair maiden. How would I go about this?

>>11
drink ur piss. its free
>>13
what do u mean? u want to look to a court where a lot of virgins are?

hey ask me more questions, "shy boys"!!

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PERMASAGE THANK GOD

Whoever permasaged this I love you. <3

How important is it for appearance in dating a girl? Appearance as in height(short), weight(uberthin), and acne scars.

>>18
uhhh, thats an interesting question. it doesnt matter if u are short, fat and have ugly acne scars. the most important things r how polite u r and how big ur dick is.

so, next time u see the girl u love, u say hello politely. then take out ur dick out of ur pants and swing it hard. she will love u straight away=)

sage

>>20 sage goes in permasage field

I don't know if I'm in the same situation as you, but once I get to know a guy a little more I end up liking them (initially I'd never found them attractive). All of a sudden it develops into a small physical attraction and I start noticing little traits about them. I'm a pretty shy girl when it comes to revealing my feelings, and I don't flirt as such, so I'm not just horny or whatever. And if my friend were to start dating one of these guys, I'm able to break off any inkling of romantic feelings I have for them.

Is this normal?

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Fartman, why is it that after all these years I've only been in one relationship(internet long distance)? I'm a nice guy, not too good looking though, I'm not like most nerds. I'm more of an otaku. I always help out in any situation....Yet no one seems interested in me...why?

>>22
yes, it is very normal.

>once I get to know a guy a little more I end up liking them

this could mean u can take notice of other peoples good points, which is ur good point as well. or maybe u are apt to fall in love with guys(or end up liking them)a little bit quicker than other girls do. however, either way u are not strange at all.

>I'm able to break off any inkling of romantic feelings I have for them.

dont worry too much about it. im the same and i believe many pple r also like us(i know some feels different way, but). Be in love with many guys, and find the best one. good luck.

>>24

>I'm more of an otaku

this is why. there are so many nice guys like u in the world. why girls should be attracted by an otaku person? what u think about urself(not nerds, nice or whatever)isnt important here. u r looking at things other way around. how nice THEY think u are is the most important thing.

Fart Man,

The question is:
How exactly can women be bad in bed?

Now, I get how guys can be bad in bed; not being able to please, being too small, cumming too early etc. But what makes a woman bad or better? Afterall, guys get easily stimulated right? Shouldn't be that much difference between women..

Please shed some light on this subject.
From a very disconcerted virgin.

>>26
what u say sounds like u r worried that u might not be able to please a woman in bed, when u have sex with her for the first time.

if so, dont worry too much about it. first of all, girls dont care so much about the size of ur dick, unless its exceptionaly small.

and usually, for girls, sex is not just a physical activity. they want/need to feel ur love towards her mentally. so mental process is very important to please girls(probably more important than pysical prosess). thats why i say the size of ur cock is not that important.

To please ur girl, u give her a pat on the back. its so much better to say "i love u" or "u are so beautiful" than to say "hey, do u wanna me to fuck ur ass baby??"

Love her when u have sex with her.

>>27
No, no. I am a girl.

>>28
okay, first, u certainly shouldnt keep looking at his eyes while he is doing the thing on u. keep closing ur eyes, otherwise guys cant concentrate on doing it.

second, dont be "too" shy. you shouldnt say "oh, i cant do this, do that" all the time. being too shy sometimes annoys guys.

also, take a shower beforehand and wash every part of ur body propery. a lot of girls take a shower before having sex, but dont wash "every part". u dont want to suck his penis if it stinks however clean every other parts of his body are, right?

and if u want to please ur guy, do what he wants u to do as much as u can.(however, u dont have to do perverted things such as being naked in public and etc)

commmmmmmmmmmmmmooonnnnnnm!!! dont be tttttooooooo shy!

ask me sommm questions!!