HEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLP! (24)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-15 18:52 ID:p50Sx3Uh

I have this problem that might spiral out of control into something massive. A friend of mine returned from Japan recently. He's engaged to a Japanese girl, which is rather surprising, since when I last saw him three years ago, he was pretty much the biggest womanizer ever- kicked out of school for having sex on the football field shortly before he left (in the middle of the day, with a girl he didn't even know, while he had a girlfriend), first time was with his much older baby sitter when he was in 4th grade, that sort of thing. His older brother, a 22 year old virgin, unhappily and jealously confirms this. But now he's back, his fiancé is coming soon, and all that will be over and done with. Never thought he'd settle down at age 20 though, much less with a girl who wasn't even American. Guess strange stuff happens sometimes.

Meanwhile, I asked out and was rejected by an assistant teacher at my college. I had told this friend of mine about the saga, and he claims he can seduce her- and in fact, seduce her for me. Obviously he would stop before things got physical for him, but I think he still enjoys the thrill of the hunt. And I'm kinda desperate, and still have a huge thing for her. Therefore, I've been planning a "meeting" between the two of them, with a crazy guy (kinda like that hiro guy on heroes with his crazy style- and i'm pretty sure he can stop time, but i haven't seen him do it yet) I know acting as the go-between.

Then last (saturday) night, I was at this party (i didn't get laid, but i also didn't get in a fight) at the target girl's house, a few of her friends heard about the plan- but not that she was the target girl. However, I get the feeling from what they told me, that if she is the seduction target, it could be really bad. I guess she's been rather badly hurt in the past by relationship stuff. There's more, but I didn't really want to ask about that. Plus they weren't even telling each other all about it at the time.

So now I'm torn. I really don't want to hurt her. I don't want to risk her friends (and her for that matter), who I'm only just getting to know, to want to kill me. But if this friend of mine can work his magic and get her interested in me, it could be highly beneficial for my non-existant romantic life. I know it's overall it's probably a bad idea, but I don't want to miss a potential chance like this. Any suggestions?

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-15 19:00 ID:d6yfpR8d

Do it! This sounds like a great plot for one of those teen sex comedies, and if you call the plan off it will be too anticlimactic. You want good stories you can tell your grandkids!

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-15 21:33 ID:l5JG7M+D

AGENTS ARE GO!!!

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-16 05:01 ID:tC9YJRHJ

Be a man about it.
Being a girl myself, I can tell you that I hate it when guys plot things behind your back (that's a woman's role for god's sake!). It makes you feel like a game and they're waiting for you to fall into their trap. If things turn out good, they turn out really good. But if things turn bad (which there is a large chance of happening), things will turn really bad.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-16 17:26 ID:xCWNs8Cv

nothing to lose. go for it!

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-17 00:46 ID:p50Sx3Uh

So I cut the plan off, because word got out, and things looked like they were going about to get ugly real fast. I'm depressed about it now... But hey, I'm leaving the city in a few months, and most of the people related are leaving for vacations, school, and other things soon. So it's not going to be that bad.

7 Name: The Saging Sage : 2007-07-17 02:02 ID:A6pN2L1B

Stands tall surrounded by a deep mist and fog,wearing white robes and yells at the Top of his voice "SAGE!"

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-17 05:05 ID:d6yfpR8d

And yet, forgets to sage.

>>6
Boring.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-17 06:44 ID:p50Sx3Uh

>>8
If you have a better suggestion... Let's hear it.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-17 11:00 ID:2UrMHe0o

Sleeping tablets, ropes and a ball gag.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-17 16:45 ID:slkmglzs

>>10
Isn't easier just to say "kill yourself"?

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-18 03:33 ID:Heaven

>>11
Not as creative, and longer to type than 12GET

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-18 04:54 ID:p50Sx3Uh

Alright, so a conclusion to all this... Word got out due to a misunderstanding. Friends of targeted girl are royally pissed off, and I basically am cut off from that group of people, a group which I was just starting to get into to. Killed off a number of freindships, etc, etc. And the girl in question is probabably going to kill me if she ever sees me again.

It's pretty depressing... But I'll get over it at some point. I apologized, but I get the feeling that won't be enough at this point. Maybe in a few months do so in person?

14 Name: ND : 2007-07-18 05:31 ID:iBh49bVe

If the word's out, DON'T DO IT!! I'd advise you to lay low and tell that guy friend of yours to ditch the plan. Reading over your description of the prospective male target...I'd say that he's not worth the trouble. You're better off as sex friends.

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-18 17:32 ID:slkmglzs

>>14
Wait, what?

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17 Name: mega orc : 2007-07-19 02:11 ID:QiCcv2rf

-_- a relationship that you werent even able to get yourself and depended on someone else is the faggiest thing a man can do.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-19 04:10 ID:Heaven

>>17
Says you.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-19 05:19 ID:2UrMHe0o

>>11
Yeah, but it has a different meaning since I was talking about what one would use on the girl.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-19 05:58 ID:p50Sx3Uh

>>17
Yeah, that's what some of the guys close to the girl said.

21 Name: sage : 2007-07-19 08:54 ID:wOkBUNc6

>>13

serves you right for not having the balls to try it yourself

1.build up confidence
2. talk to girl
3. you either fail or win
4.?????
5. PROFIT!

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-19 09:43 ID:wMgmcCFk

>>21
He did try it himself. He failed then got someone else to do it for him.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-19 10:02 ID:mo8XyMYj

>>22
oh right, should've given up there then

forgive my brashness m-'.'-m

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