Hello!
I'm a 21 year old male looking for a girl who's interesting in things like...
the anal insertion of live eels.
So the Earth exploded - the end!
lol fail
dongs
I also like to drink mucus.
Not necessarily my own.
However, if there is no mucus available, i will use the mucus from my own penis.
Uh, heh heh. So... Yeah..
The other day, I kicked a dog to death and then used it to beat up an elderly woman.
NO FAT CHICKS
I want a girl aged between 12 and 17 who will cook, clean, and have sex with me when i ask her to.
>>12
This is the most reasonable thing I've seen!
[ x ] [ Picture of model from department store catalogue ]
I want somebody that will hate me and that I can hate back.
>>11
Disregard that; ladies UNDER 300 please look elsewhere.
looking for a woman that will teach me how to grow up and stop fucking about on sites like this.
Looking for a hot free-moraled lesbian girl that my boyfriend whon't be suspicious of.
OK, I'll be honest - I just want to know what it's like to hold a living creature in my arms lovingly.
Because, you understand, I'm tired of holding dead creatures, even if their death just happened.
Looking for a woman that will boldly go where no woman has gone before.
(...my bedroom)
Looking for a woman that hates star trek references.
yet, has an unhealthy obscession with DS9
yet, has an unhealthy obscession with DS9
yet, has an unhealthy obscession with DS9
Said woman must also accept my occasional need to triple post.
Said woman must also accept my occasional need to post days later, resurrecting a thread not worth resurrecting.
Said woman must be tolerant of my overbearing sentimentality, of which this thread is a fine example.
WILL SOME WOMAN IN THIS DESERT LAND
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN?
TAKE THIS ROCK AND ROLL REFUGEE
OOH BABE SET ME FREE
I like corndogs.