ITT We write a personal ad , one sentence at a time. (32)

1 Name: AdChan : 2008-01-11 03:23 ID:Ki4bEyP+

Hello!

I'm a 21 year old male looking for a girl who's interesting in things like...

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 03:53 ID:KugAs2W8

the anal insertion of live eels.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 04:24 ID:RPyd9YQW

So the Earth exploded - the end!

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 05:11 ID:IBrSdJb2

lol fail

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 06:24 ID:Heaven

dongs

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 10:41 ID:ecZx7SwU

I also like to drink mucus.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 14:20 ID:Heaven

Not necessarily my own.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 14:40 ID:IBrSdJb2

However, if there is no mucus available, i will use the mucus from my own penis.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 14:52 ID:3GT2L7wc

Uh, heh heh. So... Yeah..

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 14:59 ID:Heaven

The other day, I kicked a dog to death and then used it to beat up an elderly woman.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 18:53 ID:Heaven

NO FAT CHICKS

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-12 03:10 ID:IBrSdJb2

I want a girl aged between 12 and 17 who will cook, clean, and have sex with me when i ask her to.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-12 04:14 ID:Ki4bEyP+

>>12
This is the most reasonable thing I've seen!

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-12 04:25 ID:DiQNAp9b

[ x ] [ Picture of model from department store catalogue ]

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-12 08:13 ID:ecZx7SwU

I want somebody that will hate me and that I can hate back.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 04:09 ID:bE2SzXza

>>11
Disregard that; ladies UNDER 300 please look elsewhere.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 04:11 ID:t1BD1kG4

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-13 04:27 ID:wg4rjmOE

looking for a woman that will teach me how to grow up and stop fucking about on sites like this.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-14 01:39 ID:ljBziSyo

Looking for a hot free-moraled lesbian girl that my boyfriend whon't be suspicious of.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-14 03:45 ID:DiQNAp9b

Potential Female Applicant must be comfortable with, and accepting of, my small but growing RealDoll collection. (six currently, two more on layaway)

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 00:39 ID:mziU83Y6

OK, I'll be honest - I just want to know what it's like to hold a living creature in my arms lovingly.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 00:43 ID:9UOAj5tj

Because, you understand, I'm tired of holding dead creatures, even if their death just happened.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 04:00 ID:DiQNAp9b

Looking for a woman that will boldly go where no woman has gone before.

(...my bedroom)

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 05:15 ID:Ki4bEyP+

Looking for a woman that hates star trek references.

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 11:26 ID:PugoobIY

yet, has an unhealthy obscession with DS9

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 11:28 ID:PugoobIY

yet, has an unhealthy obscession with DS9

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 11:29 ID:PugoobIY

yet, has an unhealthy obscession with DS9

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-15 11:37 ID:Heaven

Said woman must also accept my occasional need to triple post.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-24 21:12 ID:2GhtnQ0f

Said woman must also accept my occasional need to post days later, resurrecting a thread not worth resurrecting.

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-24 22:14 ID:Oi/pbIHx

Said woman must be tolerant of my overbearing sentimentality, of which this thread is a fine example.

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-04 09:56 ID:ESyx7HZK

WILL SOME WOMAN IN THIS DESERT LAND
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN?
TAKE THIS ROCK AND ROLL REFUGEE
OOH BABE SET ME FREE

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-06 14:42 ID:vEye8+XU

I like corndogs.

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