None of them are funny, or are particularly interesting to talk to? I can only see three possibilities for how someone could have aquired such a strange viewpoint.

1. Has barely ever had any contact with any girls
2. Has mostly only had contact with some bizarrely boring type of girl.
3. Has very unusual ideas on what constitutes interesting, and a rare and unusual sense of humour.

Or it could be something else, I don't know, but I can't imagine what. In any case, as long as you hold that mentality, you can forget about any sort of decent or meaningful relationship, and your chances of any romantic or sexual action are greatly reduced. As 2 said, girls hate the mentality you have. Girls want guys who seems genuinely interested in them, and what they have to say. You can cover up your mentality to some extent, pretending to be interested and such, but it won't get you very far. Females need to sense a connection and mutual enjoyment of each others company in order to bond. The best you can hope for is some slut who may want to sleep with you to boost her ego, if you're hot enough to impress her friends.