I want somebody to love me for who I am because I'm so FUCKIN' cool. Seriously I'm fucking shit hot. If I ever meet somebody like me I would instantly devote my life to her. Why because she works hard, looks for the good in people, is shy but never lets that stop her, appreciates forgotten things, not very social but is slowly changing and has an urge travel the world.
Where the fuck are my humbled masses that worship me!?

ITT: people get ignored.

>>1

You're cool. I'm not a girl, but I too have an undying narcissism that demands reprieve. Want to go double dating with our imaginative female clones?

>>3
I look forward to it

>>1

Are you a girl? Didn't get that detail :)

>>5

>>Seriously I'm fucking shit hot. If I ever meet somebody like me I would instantly devote my life to her.

l2read

>> 6

Sounded like a guy, that's why I asked... With all that swearing... def. a guy

>>6
Because all people are heterosexual, amirite

Someone deserves me too. I don't know that I'd want to dedicate my life to me, but if I was a guy I'd damn well want to date me. I'd be a fun girlfriend, and it's not like I'm ugly either.

the biggest problem would be entertaining yourself

If I was a girl I'd definitely be interested in me... though, I would be too afraid to approach me and wouldn't even know which angle to try from. orz

I'm a lazy-jobless-slob but I still think people should worship and adore me too

WORSHIP MEEEEEEE!