i have no idea what to wear! i'm a fashion retard so i think if i ever went out on my own i'd do an epic fail of clothing. anyone got tips advice or help?
Go ask your question in /fashion/ and provide some context: your gender, age, the situation for which you want to cloth yourself, etc,...
jeans and a t shirt, never fails
If your goal is looking like a lazy slob, then you'll never fail.
Oh, hey, there's a fashion board! Who knew?