This is the Death Thread:
The human (or character) whose name or pseudonym is written in your post shall die.
If the cause of death is written within your post it will happen.
Random Manga Otaku: ID:FVTST6F6;
Death by suicde
Thinks of the worst and most painful way of commiting suicide and carries it out within 24 hours and thinks of nothing but suicide and ignores family and friends.
George Walker Bush
Light Yagami(even though this does happen)
Haruhi Suzumiya
WT Snax
Also, did anyone ever recreate the online Death Note after the first one was purged by the owner because of stupid school drama shit?
>>5
I hate you.
>>6
WTF, they have it all wrong. If it's online, it has to be Jigoku Tsuushin.
>>8
English, mother fucker, do you speak it?
Masashi Kishimoto,
DIE MOTHAFUCKA DIE FOR TURNING NARUTO PART 2 INTO SHIIITE!! The Uchiha vs Uchiha fight was a DISGRACE. DIE OF SUPER AIDS!
>>9 WTF = What the fuck
HTH HAND
Luffy-
ONE PIECE ITSELF!!!!!!!!
Naru Narusegawa
On 8/4/08, during a steamy sex session with a third person, a third person's penis slips and penetrates Naru Narusegawa's brain, killing Naru Narusegawa as the third person climaxes.
Take that, you Mary Sue.
America
In two weeks' time, America will be cut off and ignored by all countries, thus quickly drying up their water supply and their supply of oil. Soon thereafter their society will devolve into a combination of Mad Max and Battle Tanx.
>>15
Can I make a quick dash for Canada and live?
Clonepa.
Chokes on feces administered from a feces-filled mitten.
Sure, but you have to live in either Saskatchewan, P.E.I, or Nunavut cuz we have to fill them up a bit more.
Matsumoto Jun
GTFO ARASHI YOU FAGGOT, YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.
Bobi Milner...she lives in St Louis and likes wrecking marriages...may she die. She tried to wreck mine but he got it back instead. Google her name. She has been fucking with a doctor for years because she got body parts from a cadaver.
Let's all pray to satan for her quick and painful death.
I would write my own name in it ( unless i can kill all! people on earth at once).
Probably should be an S on the end of FAGGOT up there. My bad.
Light Yagami
Stumbles down a long set of stairs and dies immediately.
[LOL I haven't read the whole manga yet, but I think he already dies... Oh well... DIE YOU KILLER!]
[What a weird way to die, yes?]
MangaMaster
I like cock.
inu 42
realizes how shitty all his threads in /anime/ are and turns the gun on himself
>>28
Chokes on his sandwich while typing this post and suffocattjfej.,,,,,,,,,,ffffggggggggggggggg
>>28
I'll never get to know what kind of sandwich he was eating :(
All meanies..
They all line up and...get hit by a bus at the same time ^_^
World peace will finally come!~
Convinces an angry Chinese lady to crush her head for her a-la crush cat style, after realizing she's a sad, pathetic little child who needs to fuck off.
inu24, seriously why am i still alive after trying it a couple of times?
oh i get it, inu 42
it would be my crazy neighbor!!he should go to n asylum and never comeback and choke to death!!!
longcat
Derek Liu
Long Vo
Josh Gainsbrugh
Heart attack is fine. Time: ASAP, and if possible at the same time.
Those guys are the three reasons why I lurk this BBS instead the imageboard.
No offense.
>>37
what imageboard?
>>38
12chan of course.
>>37
Dear god in heaven let this thread work.
>>40
The Death Thread is not affiliated with any Gods.
Not even Death Gods.
Naruto Uzumaki
Suicide.
Enough said. =3
Gill Bates, Drown in something not water.
OP
...........
I would write the name of this thread down -_-' this is getting stupid.
............................this isnt a DN u know???
Me, being fucked to death by a harem of cat-girl lolis.
good god o.O have you been watching futurama lately!?
>>50
No, Strike Witches. Why?
Also, Rush Limbaugh, choking on his own putrid logorrhea.
now I am intrigued about futurama and catgirls.
Everyone
Dehydration from extreme orgasms
that guy in /anime/ who constantly spams every thread with 5-10 word posts that are vaguely relevant but still rather annoying
terminal bonitis
Every person in the world who has a SO, be it gay straight bi whatever.
Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
well i explained it as it was explained in the Futurama episode
but forget this topic.. go back to the topic of the thread
>>58 SO: Significant other= girlfriend,boyfriend,partner,wife,etc etc
Myself.. just dream and never to wake up again.. (=.=)
reychell pineda
James W, Myself
Cause of death: Car accident, run over somewhere in the middle of town.
4chan's /b/
Cancer
God
everything
schroedinger's cat
explosion so that everyone will know that it's really dead
Rachel Harlow
cause of death:burned alive/suicide/decapitation
she hates her life so she douses herself in gasoline runs to the top of a building and throws herself off and while falling lights herself on fire!!!!then when her charred corpse hits the ground she is decapitated by....an angry mob....
>>68
Someone's gonna have an heart attack imo.
Donna Meador
Falles of of side walk on the way to our high school, gets run over by a bus, then corosive acid spills over on to her. While she is stil gasping for that last breath of air, a new technologically advanced street sweeper, with all new chopping system for the large items, sweeps her up and chops her in to a hundred billion pices.....their....rot in hell you b*&$^!!!!!!!
Mangaka Isamu
death by paper cut
Carl, my aunt's friend
Cause of death: Kills himself slowly and painfuly in front of the mirror so that he can watch himself die.
Rune Hartz, dies the 11.11.2011 by jumping of a cliff for fun ^^
My friend's mom
July 5
Car crash.
dylan pitman
accidental death
outside of his school on august 7th at 3:13pm he will run into the middle of the street and be hit by a school bus number 961. he will die within 60 seconds of being hit. before he dies he will exclaim that kira has come.
dylan pitman
accidental death
outside of his school on august 7th at 3:13pm he will run into the middle of the street and be hit by a school bus number 961. he will die within 60 seconds of being hit. before he dies he will exclaim that kira has come. and that kira will strike all who act towards others with bigotry injustice and malice.
crap wrong forum sorry x.x x.x x.x
>>76
Lol, you from Brownsburg ?
OP, September 14, 2009.
A bored Random Manga Otaku wonders if it is possible to kill OP using his own Death Thread.
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Britney Spears
Lady Gaga
Ashley Tilsdale
all those bitches from disney or pop
cause of death:
horrible rape that is uploaded on the net for the viewers
jonas brothers (i hate those pricks)
cause of death:
psychological torture, then suicide that is televised and uploaded to the net
Ichigo Kurosaki
Cause of death:
ending damn Bleach manga in the next issue
... yeah, we can wish