Alexander Abian
http://www.math.ucdavis.edu/~suh/abian/abian-homepage.html
The most concise explanation would probably be his following immortal play (July, 1998):
A PLAY IN ONE ACT AND TWO LINES
(by Alexander Abian)
The curtain rises
On the stage two (separate) armchairs. A is sitting on one and B on the other
A: Darling, I have never betrayed you !
B: How could you have ? I have never trusted you!
The curtain comes down
The end