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>>14
emojis aren't as cancerous as other things, just ignore them and they'll stop
>honestly i dont really know how 4chan works or whatever
Oh god, this retard thinks he's on 4chan, doesn't he?
Might as well have some fun while he's here though, Hey! Fag OP!
Do you have a high school crush who's ignoring your emails? Did you kill your crush and put her in your fridge?
Please, let us know!
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>emojis
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or is it just me?
Search algorithms are designed to return the most relevant results to a user's query. Which is generally a good thing, a positive service they provide to internet users (of course while making some money for themselves in the process)
Search engine "optimisation" exists only to subvert that process and return your site higher than anyone else's, regardless of how irrelevant it probably is. I'm always put off a site when I see visible signs of this practice; ie user-unfriendly URLs with long strings of keywords in them, page titles with same, semi-hidden pages bearing strangely-worded paragraphs and so on. As well as marking them out as a user of what I believe to be an unethical marketing technique, it just looks unprofessional - like businesses that name themselves AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJohn's Used Cars to be first in the phonebook.
SEO's are scum. SEOs are no different than Nigerian scammers or fucknoids who sent out mass spam emails.
>>1
a lot of search engines actually rank sites lower for doing things like that. get a better search engine, and stop seeing that shit.
>>3
What is your understanding of a "better search engine" I wonder, and what adaption does it have to reality? That is, which search engine would you say is "good enough" (for some value to be enough)? If the answers google, read this: Google recently has changed its search engine to help wikipedia. Wikipedia has a major bandwidth problem and it strives to keep it low, that's why there's the "star" feature which makes an article read only for most users. These stars are given based on bandwidth consumption for the particular article (notice the calculations are more sophisicated than the sum of bytes transfered, since that'd mean a long article or an article with lots of media would rank high much easier than corresponding short one). If the article gets visited a lot, then it gets the star. Also, don't forget that Wikipedia does not stand alone on the matter of its existence, else it'd be dead time ago. Another problem of Wikipedia is that it got linked too much - simply too many people reference Wikipedia. Google ranked it higher than any other link in most results for which there was an article for it. That of course is something good, because wikipedia articles are up to par (for NON-technical endeavors). But google is massive, and wikipedia had to look for a way to free itself from such heavy weight put on its shoulders by google. The contract roughly was:
Articles which address diachronic concepts or factualities are still ranked on top; (th. Wikipedia dominates the academia using google), Therefore, articles which are regularly changed (in content, not appearance), such as present pseudo-historic commentary, trends, fashion, products, etc get a lower ranking; in particularly, there's a minimum 2 ranks distance (wikipedia is bound to the third position or lower, depending on its relevance to the query and of course the competitor websites which demand a place higher than WK), and other websites get to have their content 'highlighted'. That pleases both Wikipedia and everyone who was unpleased with the mass of Wikipedia (every advertising agency, even google). So you can see how this occured. Google became biased, more than it was before, if any. Lo - search engines return scrambled information: you have to fiddle through it with some criteria and judge.
SEO is just a symptom of the cancer that is the advertisement-supported web.
So, I'm staying at a hotel and apparently someone staying here in the last month got him or herself banned from 4chan. The guy didn't appeal the ban so I requested the ban be lifted because I had nothing to do with it and I'm just a guest at this hotel. It was refused. What am I supposed to do about this? It's not my fault some jerk at a public access point got themselves banned, I'm not even at fault. I'm just visiting family for some wedding going on this weekend but at night I'm pretty bored. Is there some way to appeal an appeal and convince them I'm some hapless dude at a hotel?
Also, for curiosity, can I learn why the original guy got banned? It said 'for breaking US law'. Like holy shit, what did this guy do?
I'm sure he said something that was seen as a threat to national security, uploaded CP, etc. Could have been anything. Public networks are free game.
Anyway, you could use a proxy to surf 4chan if you're fine with not being able to post. Most public proxy hosts suck with Javascript and refuse to load CAPTCHAs.
Lol who cares. Just go on 99/7/tohno/chan.
Or, you know. Channel4.
That does make me curious though. Maybe threatened bombing public places?
You could just go without 4chan for a couple days.
If you must visit 4chan (and I hope it's one of the [few] decent boards), you could try asking in #4chan at irc.rizon.net about it. Mods are ops and half-ops.
haha why not?
WHAT
I just wrote an email to el telling him I love him. He'll likely never read it, but I want the ghost that reads his email to know I love him.
And I love all you guys too. You're all really funny gents and I'm a snob, I don't say nice things about people unless they deserve it. I wouldn't, like, DP a girl with any of you. It's not that kind of love. But I'd let you stay with me if you were homeless and not too judgmental.
Here's a link to a dog that we've all probably seen already: http://www.coolestphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dog-Dressed-as-Two-Pirates-carring-treasure.jpg
What site am I posting to? Is this like 4chan for people who don't jerk off to little girls?
I have never jerked off to a little girl. It's the one thing i haven't done. I like them matured, ripe. I mean, I've committed statutory rape but I was a teenager, so it was ok. Now you couldn't pay me to touch a girl under the age of 21.
4-ch is the elitist superstructure
I contributed to the Burberry thread in /personal/, but even I have no idea what's going on here.
What funny insane webcomics do you know, in the vein of Pokey the Penguin and such? I like these ones:
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/
http://www.supermegacomics.com/
http://educomix.thecomicseries.com/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/article.php?id=5930
Trainman (Densha Otoko), a love-story original born on the popular 2 Channel message board, and later published by Shinchou, is going to receive four completely separate manga adaptations for serialization in four competing magazines.
Trainman, which captured the public attention on 2 Channel in March of 2004, tells the story of a 22-year old otaku who is interested in "Miss Hermes," an attractive young woman he saved from an annoying drunk on the train on his way home from Akihabara.
On 2 Channel, "Trainman" sought advice from fellow-otaku on how he should approach Miss Hermes and reported back on the progress of his relationship, while receiving encouragement from hundreds of online well-wishers.
A collection of these posts, spanning a period of 2 months, was published by Shinchou in autumn 2004 , and sold 260,000 copies in just 3 weeks and half a million copies in 2 months. In the process, the story garnered the attention of several manga anthologies, leading to a rather unique situation...
Internet culture?
There are a lot of people.
There are a lot of ism and hobby.
I started watching the drama again. Also posting this from a train.
Incase you all haven't read it already, and I'd recommend it highly, here are the translations of the 2ch threads. It is an amazing read, you feel like you're really there, I don't think the book/movie/TV series really does the legacy justice. If this story was true, I'm kind of scared for Train. What happened to him? Is he still together with Hermes? And does he know about all of this catching on?
>>222
Woops, forgot link: http://www.rinji.tv/densha/
Hey, in that manga there is a photo at http://10ch.org/amezou/linkgazou.cgi/www.mangarush.com/manga/husky-and-medley/v-1/4/p-21#
but it has been edited and looks like crap, plus I suspect it is not at its original resolution. Do you happen to have the original? Or if you don't do you know where I should go to look for it?
Does the evil of commercialism have no bounds?
just today I saw the drama and movie Densha Otoko
really a very good love story ...
I hope Densha and Hermes happy until now
Densha is happy, don't worry
I'm still curious ....where are they now....?
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Explain?
What the hell? I just asked a question.
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sorry, i mean in the namefield.
actually i meant in the verification field.
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