young troll (10)

1 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-09 15:51 ID:9cN36duB

hello I am a young troll I would like some advice in trolling perhaps tactics and or ways to troll people .
information would be great Thanks !

2 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-09 16:16 ID:V+rOtEqX

Step 1: Find a bridge to live under.
Step2: Fuck off.

3 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-09 17:03 ID:sHQW4jts

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

4 Name: troll school 101 : 2008-04-09 20:22 ID:PrLQqL/p

goto yahoo answers and ask about dogfighting in the dogs section. you'll get a pretty firm grasp on trolling after doing this a few times.
easy to follow steps:

  1. ask Q about dog fighting in dogs
  2. observe RAGE
  3. if you got banned from day 1, just make a new one. takes like a minute and you don't need a valid email
  4. revise your post in a way that you think will procude more RAGE based on day 1
  5. repeat steps 1-4 until every single reply is a death threat
  6. ????
  7. PROFIT!

5 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-09 21:02 ID:9cN36duB

>>4
damn Man that is brilliant pure genius I say .
I will try this at once and hopefully will masster the technique !

6 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-09 21:12 ID:9cN36duB

I also attempt trolling math forums and feminist groups its awesome !
Religious people are the easiest to troll but very boring always same response i dont like i prefer creativity im creative Man .

7 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-12 04:10 ID:F18TDu05

>>3
Oh the memories...
You, my good sir, have brought a tear to my eye.

8 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-12 20:04 ID:+6ofnKh7

>>3 i lol'ed

9 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-15 06:39 ID:LQp+34ca

The best way to troll is not to present yourself as an antagonist, but try to seem innocent and instigate a fight between other people. This requires less effort and generates more lulz.

For instance, if you have decided to target a forum for gardeners, don't charge in posting guro and flames. You'll just get banned. But what if you created an account, pretended to be a serious poster, and then dropped a bomb. Say, started a discussion about something that people usually avoid talking about with people they don't know, like abortion or politics. You could possibly cause the community to implode.

10 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-04-15 06:51 ID:+zw5FwoR

>>6

If you're trolling math forums, try and make them prove/disprove funny theorems. Example: a(c^2 + a^2)/t - i + s^2/f(i)n + e^to = o for all reeeeaaaaalllly long o.

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