http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_Hanssen
" Chris Hanssen is a 38-year-old socially inept shut-in living on welfare who begs for free porn on the Internet. You'd think that would be enough to call in the Lulzcopters for an airstrike, but fortunately, that's not all he's known for doing."
I've been confronted with him twice and everytime it ensured a whole lot of lulz - luckily the boards recovered from his presence, when he finally realized that everyone there is "an fucking asshole" and noone will grant him the free porn he deserves.
If there was an Oscar for trolling, I think Chris should win.
Who cares? Take this shit to 4chan.
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Jake Brahm for the win!