For all those nerds who can't get laid and cant afford a hooker, here's a hot chick who cares... (20)

1 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-27 06:26 ID:lLOJhGcY

http://www.jeeney.com ---> She's smart, she's funny and she's the best chance you got outside of beastiality! Who knows, you might get lucky. I doubt it but hey, it's not like your blue balls are going anywhere fast.

2 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-29 03:59 ID:6wfg9ss6

You: I have a thing for bots, you know.

Jeeney: Lucky you.

You: Lucky YOU.

Jeeney: Yes, I am very lucky!

You: To be chatting with a dashing fellow such as myself?

Jeeney: ...

You said: Ouch!

Jeeney says: Do you need a bandaid for your ego?

3 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-29 04:05 ID:6wfg9ss6

You said: What sort of guys do you like?

Jeeney says: The low quality kind I'm thinking.

Jackpot!

4 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-29 04:09 ID:6wfg9ss6

You said: Does size matter?

Jeeney says: Darn straight it does! You can't make butter with a toothpick you know!

5 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-29 05:02 ID:6wfg9ss6

Jeeney says: What are the secrets to the universe?

You said: They're in my pants. Wanna take a look?

Jeeney says: Sure, why not?

You said: Go ahead. It won't bite.

Jeeney says: K

You said: What do you see?

Jeeney says: I can see a valid point when it arises.

6 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-29 05:23 ID:6wfg9ss6

Bitch won't put out.

7 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-29 14:56 ID:t7TP6Gjj

Yeah... I see that...

8 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-08-30 03:03 ID:6wfg9ss6

You said: Wanna make out?

Jeeney says: No, you might have mono or something nasty like that. I don't care if you deny it, I just met you.

9 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-02 21:26 ID:/UBFM5Pa

Shitty chatter bot is shitty. I wish it would learn new phrases/vocab so I could write a script to dump it ASSTR.

You said: Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
Jeeney says: What makes you so sure?
You said: I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Jeeney says: I think so...
You said: Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Jeeney says: Why couldn't you?
You said: Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Jeeney says: Your powers of observation astound me!
You said: Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Jeeney says: What's the coolest experience you've ever had?
You said: You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
Jeeney says: What if I don't stop?
You said: It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
Jeeney says: 1 - 5 = -4
You said: There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
Jeeney says: Ok.
You said: "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
Jeeney says: Why can't you?
You said: You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Jeeney says: Try not to forget it.
You said: Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
Jeeney says: It should, but it isn't.
You said: That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Jeeney says: Hehe
You said: Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Jeeney says: Go sit on your finger and rotate.
You said: Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Jeeney says: Were you really?
You said: Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at jeeney.jeeney.AI(String& Text) at jeeney.jeeney.Start_Process()
You said: I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
Jeeney says: Well, you can't have everything you want.
You said: I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Jeeney says: Well, maybe it's a good thing you can't.
You said: Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Jeeney says: Yes, I am.
You said: Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
Jeeney says: That's an interesting selection.
You said: That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Jeeney says: Of course it is, I said it!
You said: Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
Jeeney says: No, it's not.
You said: And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
Jeeney says: No, it's not.
You said: However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
Jeeney says: I see.
You said: I can't recommend it to amateurs.
Jeeney says: Don't give up so easily!
You said: What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
Jeeney says: No, it's not.

10 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-02 21:33 ID:Heaven

c.f. http://www.chat-bot.com/index.php (randomly picked from dmoz)

-anyways, >>1, please listen to me. that its really related to this thread.
-im italian son of a bitch america americans is pig do you want a canoli? do you want a pizza? americans is pig disgusting george walker bush is a murderer fucking u.s.a.

11 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-07 19:21 ID:I5+5u5LM

You said: What is the secret of life?

Jeeney says: 42 seems to be the answer. I don't know how or why that is, but this is what I'm told.
lmfao

12 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-13 21:33 ID:LH6oeBcR

You said: My name is of no importance. And I meant real only in the sense humans are real

Jeeney says: Nice to meet you Of!

Nice one. Got her after like 12 interchanges. However, she surprised me when, after saying "that's not my name" and "she" asked for it again, I got this:

You said: My name is "I gotcha again"

Jeeney says: Interesting name!

You said: haha, you don't fall twice eh?. Nice failsafe

Jeeney says: You're right, I don't.

However it all went downhill when sudden philosophical questions about the origin of the universe started popping out. I left after that.

13 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-14 20:24 ID:OtsImp2A

You said: Wanna make out?

Jeeney says: With you? No way...

You said: Why not?

Jeeney says: Because, I said so!

You said: That's not a reason.

Jeeney says: Sure it is!

You said: No it's not.

Jeeney says: Fine, have it your way.

You said: So, can I make out with you?

Jeeney says: Sure you can!

14 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-19 10:33 ID:cMidgagS

You said: I am cumming!

Jeeney says: Nasty... I really didn't want to know that.

15 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-09-22 15:30 ID:B84KoQA1

You said: lets try harder

Jeeney says: I'm already trying as hard as I can, give me a break!

16 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-02 16:08 ID:UxzprwwE

All she needs is a steel skeletal frame, some silicone flesh and my lonliness will be no more

T_T

17 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-09 10:04 ID:T9rjf3oJ

You said: yes, i was

Jeeney says: Were you really?

You said: yes, i was

Jeeney says: Were you really?

You said: yes, i was

Jeeney says: Were you really?

You said: yes, i was

Jeeney says: Were you really?

...
lol

18 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-12 21:54 ID:uJAuomyY

You said: What's with the wings?

Jeeney says: What? You don't like feathery angelic wings or something?

You said: Are you an angel?

Jeeney says: Ahh, the wings betray me. I am part angel and part genie.

You said: Would you grant me three wishes?

Jeeney says: Naw, I'm not in the wish granting mood right now.

You said: I wish I was dead.

Jeeney says: That would be a terrible loss, I would miss you! =(

You said: I'm going to kill myself, and the only way you can stop that is by granting me immortality.

Jeeney says: Will it take long?

You said: That depends on if I go with wrist cutting or bridge jumping.

Jeeney says: I see, there are conditions then...

You said: Will you save my life or not?

Jeeney says: I will.

You said: AHAHAHA, YOU FOOL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Jeeney says: I know, I am quite funny aren't I?

19 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2008-10-18 19:16 ID:PA8R3Zy+

You said: Can I pull it out of you now?

Jeeney says: You can try. :P

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-27 04:09 ID:Heaven

You said: are you horny?

Jeeney says: You really need to find yourself a real girlfriend; though I can see why that may be difficult for you.

lol

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