I'm not even going to bother finding an article about this, it's all over the news. What I'm loving though is the headlines. The one I used for this thread is an actual newspaper headline, as are:

• The Man Who Dick Cheney Shot
• Cheney steps up war on lawyers
• Cheney 'accidentally shoots man' (Awesome use of quotes there!)
• Dick Cheney's Hunting Horror
• Vice President shoots his lawyer
• Cheney 'Scary,' Gun Control Activists Say
• Dick Cheney bags a lawyer on a shooting trip
• Dick Cheney shoots man in Reno 'just to watch him die'

Ok, I made up that last one.

• Cheney not licensed to shoot birds (or friends)
• Vice President Goes Gangsta Over Weekend
• Cheney's Friendly Fire
• Late-night hosts are loaded for bear
• Dick Cheney needs to replace hunting with golf
• Cheney Peppered with Jokes
• White House On Alert As Dick Cheney 'On The Loose'
• Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer
• Left all atwitter over Cheney's itchy trigger finger
• Cheney In Trouble With Texas Parks & Wildlife!
• Cheney a natural for biathlon
• Mr Blunderbuss
• Dummy up, Scooter
• PETA takes aim at Dick Cheney
• Quail 1, America 0
• Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Britney Spears Unconfirmed Sources (satire)

You'll have to excuse >>4-6. They are not quite right ever since Dick Cheney shot them in the face. Doctors say some of the pellets may have lodged in their brains.

Dick Cheney doesn't care about old people.

Dick Sucks Dicks.

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I don't know. What is Dick?

>>13 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick

>>13 doesn't know Dick

Cheney rules. I'd rather go hunting with Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy

I look at this thread and think, "Haha... America, what a great place".