you fail for sarcasm.>>9 assholes leave now

to 1: Be careful what they suggested, your name can be written lots of different ways, some ways you'd like (something to do with power or strength, for example) or something you don't (I saw a guy with the kanji "pussy flower dog" on his back...made no sense, I'm fairly certain he didn't know what it meant either). You should learn the language more and go through a kanji dictionary, to figure out what you want it to mean.