i am obsessed with making up stupid new threads and watching sad, sad people respond 2 them onn this site. that "deformity" one is mine. many others too. havnt u all realised that half da problems in here r fake and made for a cheap laugh? anyway, i digress. pleez help with this obsession.
I am posting in a thread
I will help feed this problem of yours.
your posts aren't that good, you can tell they're trolls. At least you can take comfort in knowing you're incompetent as an obsessed troll.
it doesnt matter if the OP isn't true, the advice that people give out is useful to people who might be in the same situation now or in the future.
>>5 QFT
And some of us have nothing better to do than answering them. Social stuff, you know. You're keeping us entertained. If your point was to annoy us, you totally miss. Sorry.
I'm obsessed too. With people that are disrespectful to grammar, orthograph, typography, and typing. I want to rape their face with a blue-painted monkey.
Also, crowbar marmelade.
don't feel bad. obsessions are wonderful things. I won't say much because people would say I'm spamming. Just look in the love and romance section to see my obsession.
post 8...depends.....
And yeah, you're spamming, and only posting about your obsession, which is quite like, say, obsessive but, I'd add, boring. Boring, boring, boring.
And no, obession is not love, love is not obsession. Although the two can become mixed in some cases, they're completely different psychic mechanisms.
Stop being delusional. Please. Also sage because this thread was a troll in the very first post.
>blue-painted monkey.
>Also, crowbar marmelade.
..wtf?
...i love your brains. please lend them to me.
please? <3
No, sorry. I love them too. I'd allow you to bear a child from me if you were, say, a cute woman, so you could have a sample at hand, but I'm quite sure you're not (internet statistics, believe in them). So you'll have to do without. But I take the compliment.
Then I'll probably try to sell it on eBay, or to smuggle it to a resistant in the sewers for a chocolate bar or two.
>Also, crowbar marmelade.
>I'm obsessed too. With people that are disrespectful to grammar, orthograph, typography, and typing.
I smell a hypocrite on my chinny-chin-chin.
(Oh and if it's for that 'marmelade' word, sorry, I should've double-checked the orthograph; I usually do that... so, marmalade, in english? My bad. Won't do it again.)
thats exactly my point
A marmalade crowbar wouldn't be able to open many doors.
Yes but I guess a crowbar marmalade is really tasty.
If you like eating steel.
Maybe that's what's actually in Akiko's jam.
don't you see? He/She/He-She/She-He IS the personal issue manifested. i guess.