I jacked off while punching a baby and eating banana pudding. After the pudding bled to death I was raped by a 40 year old pedophile who just got through blowing a cat. The cat came so much that he drowned. Since he drowned he was dead,I then realized that there was a dead man raping me. After being raped I came a mysterious blue chunky powder. the powder turned out to be an M-4 machine gun. Then my great uncle stepped in and died. I was assassinated at his funural by G.W.Bush.