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lol!

I once used a cucumber in the shower. And btw I'm a guy. Well it was a very big, and thick cucumber, I'd been eyeing it for days. One lonely evening I built up the courage and snatched it from the fridge, went to the shower and carved it out, and filled in some majo for lube, all under great anticipation. The suction was awesome as projected, and I fucked that slut with fierce abandon for some time, until my vicious thrusts cracked it all along its length.
However the disaster did not end there; the shower smelt like a sallad bar for days, and everyone took notice...